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Holcomb is now married and the mother of seven children, six of whom she gave birth to, and converted to Roman Catholicism.

Huh. And he just released his statement taking ownership of it.

I eagerly await the apologies (read: silence) from the folks screaming from the comment stands at anyone who dared treat these “rumors” as worthy of investigation. Y’all also just proved why many women don’t come forward, so the next time one of you says “Well I don’t get why women would wait so long to say anything…

I seriously will never understand how folks who work for a videogame company doing PR for videogames assume that the folks their marketing is targeting apparently don’t understand how videogames work.

It’s like, do you work for a company that makes, I dunno, fishing poles? In your ads for said fishing poles targeting…

My favorite/most telling defense of this I’ve seen was a right-winger, unironically, blaming the left for Fox’s current level of cognitive dissonance with the justification that “Well they HAVE to put a positive spin on it, otherwise the Left will just gloat forever at them.”

This is apparently a widely held…

Of course they’d fucking do that. Cops are goddamned cowards.

She should go full nuclear. There’s already video. Hit ‘em back in the court of public opinion and don’t shut up until the negative press is so bad that instead of hitting you with a felony they’ll pay you to go away.

That’s, uh...Wow.

You know what Japan? I’m sorry. Yes, we endured...Quite a bit of horrifically bad localizations for your products. Anime dubs were shit. Game translations were shit. It took a long time to get all that sorted.

Despite that, it appears we didn’t learn anything when the time came to go in the opposite…

Mm. White person here who married into family from the deep south, and can confirm.

I know, but...Yet another streaming service, etc. etc.

(I mean I guess I could torrent it)

Clearly it was his sick torso tattoo that sealed the deal.

I mean, in a couple years it’s gonna look like a jar of dark blue paint violently took a whiskey-and-tacos dump all over him but hey, he’s apparently banging Selena Gomez now so what do I know.

...Okay I actually laughed at that Penny Arcade. Also I’d probably actually watch that show.

(yes I still think swearing is funny at 36 years old don’t judge me)

If that actually worked, like, you could mass-hate someone to death? Obama would’ve spontaneously combusted on Election night as soon as the results hit the Midwest/South. I don’t think Trump would’ve even made it that far.

No, Bill, you smarmy prick, Roger Ailes killed Roger Ailes by being a hateful shitsack with a…

To the folks who think this is a thing to yell out when you’re being religiously murdery:

Think about how often you see/hear people say “Jesus Christ!” as an expletive.

You’re not really thinking “Arabic Jew who was crucified by the Romans and who became a central figure in a main Abrahamic religion for two thousand…

I am continually blown away that people can pull off these fucking Tekken moves in real life and they work.

So, there’s that.

This political climate has really driven home the whole “accuse the other guy of having my weaknesses” line of defense that’s become really prevalent. Are you an idiot? Scream at the other guy about how stupid he is. Are you a giant racist? Be sure to point out how the real racists are the people who complain about…

For anyone who, like me, was blissfully unaware of this gigantic fucking crybaby boomer and the beating his gigantic fucking ego has taken with the slow creeping realization that absolutely nobody under the age of 56 gives one moist garlic-and-eggs morning fart about any of his horrible opinions on anything, may I…

Yeah. This is...confusing, and I actually kinda-sorta want to hear someone’s rationale for this?

Do you just keep checking The Root to see if they put up an article specifically to clarify that not all white people are racist and then get mad when the writers have, somehow, deemed it unnecessary to make that…

I think she’s just trying not to get slime on her manicure. Can’t blame her.