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Holcomb is now married and the mother of seven children, six of whom she gave birth to, and converted to Roman Catholicism.

Huh. And he just released his statement taking ownership of it.

I eagerly await the apologies (read: silence) from the folks screaming from the comment stands at anyone who dared treat these “rumors” as worthy of investigation. Y’all also just proved why many women don’t come forward, so the next time one of you says “Well I don’t get why women would wait so long to say anything…

I seriously will never understand how folks who work for a videogame company doing PR for videogames assume that the folks their marketing is targeting apparently don’t understand how videogames work.

It’s like, do you work for a company that makes, I dunno, fishing poles? In your ads for said fishing poles targeting…

I see you stopped at the first sentence! I know that was long. Here I’ll make it Cheeto-sized:

My favorite/most telling defense of this I’ve seen was a right-winger, unironically, blaming the left for Fox’s current level of cognitive dissonance with the justification that “Well they HAVE to put a positive spin on it, otherwise the Left will just gloat forever at them.”

This is apparently a widely held…

Of course they’d fucking do that. Cops are goddamned cowards.

She should go full nuclear. There’s already video. Hit ‘em back in the court of public opinion and don’t shut up until the negative press is so bad that instead of hitting you with a felony they’ll pay you to go away.

That’s, uh...Wow.

You know what Japan? I’m sorry. Yes, we endured...Quite a bit of horrifically bad localizations for your products. Anime dubs were shit. Game translations were shit. It took a long time to get all that sorted.

Despite that, it appears we didn’t learn anything when the time came to go in the opposite…

Mm. White person here who married into family from the deep south, and can confirm.

Few things.

For one thing, rules-lawyering sexual assault claims isn’t really a great stance to take. Period.

Also, consider: It also indicates a lot about you as a person, whether that’s your intention or not. Whether it’s accurate or not, even.

It ignores the fact that “they let me do it” versus “they want me to do it”…

• “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful [women]—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
  
  That’s your boy. That’s what you’re defending.

I know, but...Yet another streaming service, etc. etc.

(I mean I guess I could torrent it)

Clearly it was his sick torso tattoo that sealed the deal.

I mean, in a couple years it’s gonna look like a jar of dark blue paint violently took a whiskey-and-tacos dump all over him but hey, he’s apparently banging Selena Gomez now so what do I know.

Right? You’d figure having every single person ever point out that he looks like a complete fucking dipshit with his spackled-on bronzer, ridiculous hair, and ill-fitting suits would trigger something resembling self-awareness in him and he’d go “Huh, I’m representing the free world, maybe in the interests of that, I…

...Okay I actually laughed at that Penny Arcade. Also I’d probably actually watch that show.

(yes I still think swearing is funny at 36 years old don’t judge me)

If that actually worked, like, you could mass-hate someone to death? Obama would’ve spontaneously combusted on Election night as soon as the results hit the Midwest/South. I don’t think Trump would’ve even made it that far.

No, Bill, you smarmy prick, Roger Ailes killed Roger Ailes by being a hateful shitsack with a…

To the folks who think this is a thing to yell out when you’re being religiously murdery:

Think about how often you see/hear people say “Jesus Christ!” as an expletive.

You’re not really thinking “Arabic Jew who was crucified by the Romans and who became a central figure in a main Abrahamic religion for two thousand…

It’s...Something. I just want to be like, “Who hurt you? What happened to you that that guy is someone you feel the need to defend? Why? In what possible, conceivable way do you think defending this guy makes you look good? Or, like, sane?”

Anyone with at least one eye and a semi-functional sense of hearing can tell…

I am continually blown away that people can pull off these fucking Tekken moves in real life and they work.