Hey Squeenix: Instance the land plots themselves, if not the homes in them. It’s virtual property, not actual real estate. You’ve already got multiple servers mirroring the same content, just do this for housing. Name the districts after cute FF references, then allow players to select a “home” district that will show…

...Are they trying to look tough in that picture? Polo shirt (tucked in!), wayfarers, khakis, a homemade Captain America shield and adorable little helmets? These dudes are about as threatening-looking as a LARPing convention held at a Christian college.

That and the whole overuse of ellipses thing, where they end every sentence... like this... 

I’ve never understood it.

Not all unfucked nerds in high school turn into bitter, hate-filled assholes! The ones who do, though, tend to be Banon supporters.

I have no idea if his face looked like a diarrhea omelette when he was in school or not, but he shares the mentality of having that chip on his shoulder that the world owes him something…

I remember when this game came out, a lot of people (myself included) were like “Okay, so, Team Fortress 2 with waifus. Got it.”

I look at it now, though, and holy hell is Blizzard schooling Valve on pretty much every level (except maaaaybe the money-making one? I honestly don’t know). While Tf2 descended into a…

Hollywood to Harvey:

Dear Harv,

None of us actually like you, and now that you’ve lost all the power you once had, we have zero interest in sticking up for you. Kindly go climb a wall of dicks.

— Everyone you’ve ever spoken to

Of course she feels empathy for Harvey. She looks almost exactly like him.

Nobody’s gonna listen to you anymore except senile old people and nerds who are still furious nobody would fuck them in high school, Steve. Give it up, stop humiliating yourself, and crawl back into the sewer drain to resume your previous life of terrifying passing children and generating spores.

Maybe treat yourself…

My takeaway from this is: Being a hateful prick ages you prematurely, but doesn’t kill you early nearly as much as it should.

I mean fuck, I’m 36 and I still get carded if I shave. Add some wrinkles and this dude could get a senior citizen discount at the Christian movie theater.

Hey Steve, until people start to confuse…

I spent a good amount of time in Amhurst, Mass, and yeah it’s exactly that. You’ve got a lot of farmers and older conservative folks around there, but it’s also where U-Mass is. You’re about as likely to hear some old lady drop the n-bomb as you are to pass a big protest full of college kids.

What’s weirdly missing…

While it is waaaaaay too late in the game for this to be vindication of anyone complicit in this shitshow...

I gotta say, sick burn there, Republi-bruh. I like it because it’s short enough for President Wario to both read and comprehend on his own without needing to be loaded up with Adderall first by his handlers -…

Dear Discount Chad Kroeger:

Saying “hey a bunch of racist shit I said wasn’t supposed to be public” does not constitute an apology, and if anything just makes you look like even more of a racist piece of shit. Given that you are technically a lawmaker, we feel you should probably already know this, although admittedly…

Something worth pointing out for the folks unfamiliar with Tokido: Dude’s kind of a troll. Not in a mean-spirited way at all (I’ve met him several times and he’s unfailingly a super nice person) but consider that he gave that nickname to himself. He’s got a very deadpan sense of humor, but he knows exactly what he’s…

...Wait, Little Richard is still alive?

This is a really good deal for folks who have a desktop PC but are using onboard graphics. You’ll see a hugely noticable bump, and it’ll enable you to play pretty much any games you feel like. Anything from 2014 and older will also likely run full-bore at 1080p, and that kind of thing still looks plenty impressive.

Unfo…

This is a really good deal for folks who have a desktop PC but are using onboard graphics. You’ll see a hugely…

Really good game! Yeah, it’s not exactly Super Metroid in terms of quality or scope, but it was also mostly made by one guy and not a megateam at Nintendo. It’s also ten fucking dollars, so your price-to-awesome ratio is through the roof here.

The soundtrack alone is less than the cost of a CD (lol) and better than…

Really good game! Yeah, it’s not exactly Super Metroid in terms of quality or scope, but it was also mostly made by…

Eh, I’ve met him. He’s not. He’s a little awkward for sure, but seems like a sweet guy.

He’s also a ridiculous fucking prodigy at fighting games, like, Bobby-Fischer-At-Chess levels of good. As long as he doesn’t become a Bobby-Fischer-At-Racism level of douchebag, I’m down for rooting for him.

Hey Wikileaks, you know how you kinda screwed the pooch helping get Lord Cheetostan elected?

I can think of a fantastic thing you can host that’ll fix that. Something nobody wants to watch but everyone wants to exist, ifyaknowhwatImean

You’re talking about a subset of people who communicate primarily through memes, having given up on regular conversation long ago.

Just like how “cuck” to them has come to mean “person who exemplifies weakness” as opposed to “person whose wife is fucking someone else” (none of these people have wives, or sex, so I…

Oh, I know you think so. I pointed this out because readers of this site will see the kind of stuff you say and immediately and correctly have you pegged as at least a few of the following:
- Someone with a comprehensive knowledge of 4Chan memes.
- Someone who got sent to the guidance counselor a lot for writing essays…