I can’t be the only person who sees it.

“People are concerned about health care and the economy. People want to see this state moving forward. I believe that we can do that.”

Nah. People want to be told they’re allowed to have an easily-identified enemy so they can blame their problems on someone else with the minimum degree of effort. Your constituency is…

Given how hard Briebart & Co. have latched on to this guy’s leathery nonfunctional penis (why else do you think he carries a gun at all times?), I’m gonna guess he’s the worse of the two versus Strange, who seems to mostly be a corpse propped up with wires and a little anamatronic motor so his mouth can kinda move.

Stil…

So, these guys are going to go back to spanking it to Night and Fog and dreaming of repealing the 19th amendment for six months, then we’re going to do this again I assume?

How many times does something have to fail before you get the message that “Yeah, maybe banking our political careers on killing people is…

Isn’t Kevin James basically just the slightly-less-obnoxious Larry the Cable Guy for the ‘10s meant to appeal to the grumpy everyman republican churchgoer?

He’s a “clean” comedian who won’t curse, hardcore religious, inexplicably surrounded by women far more attractive than he is who get portrayed as nags, etc.…

Take the internet. Pro: It lets us get all the information we want, on anything, whenever. Con: People who really shouldn’t have access to that kind of information-gathering power — like people who will immediately be drawn to any and all possible negatives as The Worst Thing and rapaciously devour ever scrap of…

Fun counterarguments to the whole “ROMs are buggy/illegal!” thing:

1. They’re about as far from “buggy” as you can get these days, and in many cases offer features way beyond what the original had (which you can elect to ignore if you like). The required amount of computer knowledge has also dropped off dramatically.…

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If you think absolutely anything in Hillary’s emails justifies putting President Wario into office then yeah, I don’t know what to tell you.

This isn’t semantics. Look at that motherfucker. America is a joke nationally and the guy sounds like a grumpy toddler every time he opens his mouth. He’s having a dick…

I can’t tell if you’re a Trump supporter and this is your idea of hiding it, or if you’re trying to build up a cache of “left-leaning” comments before going full-bore Breibart down the line.

Pro tip, either way: Taking “BUT HER EMAILS!” actually seriously is something you should cross off the list if you’re really…

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“One radical fringe that is growing is Mgtow, which stands for Men Going Their Own Way and pronounced MIG-tow. Mgtow aims for total male separatism, including forgoing children, avoiding marriage and limiting involvement with women. Its message boards are brimming with activity from Silicon Valley.”

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The people who take this show as some kind of a life-philosophy ideal with Rick at its peak are this decade’s version of the people who thought Tyler Durden was the epitome of manliness and cool.

Rick, for all his power, is a hyper-depressed alcoholic unable to find lasting joy in anything and for whom death will be a…

This is an excellent idea. Get a sincere-seeming character who never breaks the act to be a mouthpiece for the Alt-Right who then parrots their actual ideas and just lets them play out to their logical conclusions as the joke.

If you sit there and scream “Look how dumb you are!” at them, it’s easy for them to oppose…

Fuck, there go my holiday plans.
While we’re at it, Trumples, let’s add that no-good Moon to the list too. We get about as many illegal immigrants from there.

You use a custom Linux distro, dontcha?

First off: Bro. Zero people will ever believe you knew what that was before you got it tattooed on you. If you’d “talked to your vet” about it, then you’d also know why it was on there and not say “some previous owners gave my dog a tattoo” like it was something they did for kicks; your vet also would’ve likely…

I like how she’s just completely unaware of the buttons. Doesn’t even occur to her that that is how you manipulate the stuff on the screen (because why would it?)

There seems to be an awful lot of confusion in the comments about what, exactly, this stuff is. 

This is not a competition to see who can get through the game the fastest (in fact, it’s not a competition at all). This is also not using a Game Genie type thing to break the game.

It is, essentially, a proof for a thought…

To hell with firing squad. Blood Eagle the motherfucker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

I told this story in a different thread, but it’s super helpful in illustrating these folks’ thought(?) process.

I had a co-worker who I will call Bob. Bob wasn’t the dumbest person in the room but he definitely wasn’t the smartest. He was also pretty anxiety prone. You could charitably describe him as “old…