Just...as a general kinds of heads-up here for folks: These things are not intended for the outside world. They do it and then show it ad nauseam on state-controlled media. They don’t actually expect the outside world to buy into it much, because they don’t really care.

They’ve threatened the US with invasion on the…

Man, y’all are giving Ethan some hate for this article.

The dogs aren’t real, guys. No actual dogs die. Or live. Because they never existed except as lines of code. I get that people have strong feelings about animal cruelty/killing, but this is a bit like telling the actor who played Joffrey that you think he’s a…

Neocon Fundies all have that same fucking look in their eyes. You know the one. Slightly too wide, slightly unfocused, and a distinct impression of being possessed by a vague, low-level fear 100% of the time. Also makes it look like there’s plenty of empty space in the attic, as it were.

This.

I mean, this would explain a lot. Has never used a computer that isn’t his phone. Monotone, overly-enunciated voice when giving speeches where he isn’t allowed to freeball it. Seems genuinely surprised when people explain bills he’s supposedly considered to him.

Although maybe it’s not reading? He might just be blind…

This dude is gayer than Freddie Mercury giving a unicorn a handjob with eye contact. You’re not fooling anyone, Bucko.

Seriously. No straight person gives anywhere near that much of a shit about making 100% sure everyone knows he’s got a case of the not-gays. This dude’s so deep in the closet he makes John Travolta…

You ever notice how alt-right Trumper folks preface everything by accusing the other side of exactly what they’re doing just before they do it themselves?

Like, “Idiot sheeple liberals think <some dumb thing Breibart told them that only idiots would believe>. Good thing I’m on the smart side! Now let’s talk about how…

This is a bad troll and you should feel bad.

I mean this makes sense, doesn’t it? You’ve got a chunk of hardware quite literally designed to make navigating a three-dimensional space intuitive, cost-effective, and durable. Gamers aren’t known to appreciate easily-broken peripherals; those things are fucking tanks. If they come nearly military-grade right out of…

Is there seriously not a single picture of this dude where he isn’t making the went-to-fart-and-accidentally-shit-myself face?

Pretty clearly not what I said but oh well. If you wanna be obtuse about it, knock yourself out; everyone else seems to have gotten it okay.

Huh. Wonder if the artist who put that in there knew what it was? I mean, it’s not like they can’t look to see who worked on and checked in that file, aaand on top of that it’s pretty clearly taken from the symbol on that flag. So, that means either the artist was aware, or they found it on Google and decided to slap…

“Trump”, “Do Anything”. Ha, good one.

Check out the trolls in the greys, foaming at the mouth to condemn people for reacting the same way they know they’d react if this happened to someone on the other side.

Hardcore conservative hypocrisy has always been a staple — your barely-literate Neocon uncle with six teeth divided among his entire extended family…

Nah, he knew he was dead.

Pausing is the equivalent of “GG”ing out in Starcraft, or offering a handshake in Chess. You’re basically saying “I know my position is unfavorable enough at this point that there’s no way I can win this, so you win.”

There’s a subtle line to it, though. If you pause out when you weren’t obviou…

I’ve said this in another thread but I very distinctly recall someone asking King about this scene in the early aughts, and he essentially gave two answers. One was “There’s a view in childhood, especially for preteens, that losing your virginity is the last barrier before the onset of adulthood. So, after defeating…

To make this infinitely more amusing, they should’ve found a way to tie their pornhub viewing habits to a graph that can be overlaid onto how angry said pictures of black people made them. While technically difficult to do and morally/legally questionable, the entertainment value alone would make it worth it.

Seriously though, Schilling needs to run naked backwards through a field of barbed cocks.

Uh, what? I encounter skunks all the damn time where I live, and the vast majority of those times they just wander off after maybe giving me some side-eye at worst. I’ve been sprayed at exactly once, and I had a very rambunctious dog about ten times the size of the skunk with me that time who was barking and trying to…

I remember when teen girls did this over boy band members, instantly declaring their love for/hatred of new eye candy as it came along and spinning elaborate narratives based on a couple pictures they saw in a magazine.

This is an overall improvement, I’d say. Happened with Harry Potter too, but Blizzard seems to have…

....Huh. I hadn’t even considered the dual-stick thing to maybe be a significant hurdle to new folks “getting into” games, but now that I think about it I made the switchover with Halo 1, and that was 16 years ago. It’s pretty natural to me to this day, but I wonder what would’ve happened if I was just a few years…