Good thing I’m married then.

Guessing you’re not.

On the one hand:

MARVEL: “Guys, Guardians of the Galaxy worked, Thor 1 & 2 did’t. Copy Guardians.”

On the other:

US: “...Yes. While this is cynical as ALL hell and really painfully obviously pandering to what you think we want because it’s worked before? That is true. Moar.”

Fuck it I’m down.

Miller reacted to 9/11 about as proportionally and logically as Batman reacted to the murder of his parents, so, uh, yeah. His prior work was kinda fun in the same way 80s movies are fun, but why is he still getting work? The dude’s brain has been on tilt for almost two decades now and it ain’t getting better.

Do we…

This is the corporate version of getting caught with your dick in the neighbor’s cat. Excuses are only going to make it funnier/worse. But hey keep trying, Verizon!

Someone in America make one of these for Cricket.

You can twat other people with those bats they use, right?

I mean, not gonna lie, I do kinda wanna see one of these walking chromosome experiments get into it with the Hasidic community and start lobbing clams at a yeshiva or something, that’d be pretty adorable.

(by adorable I mean “horrible but my faith in humanity is eroded to the point where this probably wouldn’t surprise…

It looks like his second chin is trying to usurp the position of his first one in that picture.

This Ken Ham fellow seems like he would benefit from having someone explain to him that you can’t dictate how people react to things — particularly on the internet — and expect that to actually work.

On the other hand, I guess don’t explain it to him and let him cover stuff with rainbows forever as he obliviously…

I kinda wanna know where these chucklefucks got the idea that pig products are literal muslim kryptonite, like they’re gonna open a box and see the Koran defaced with lard and melt like the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz or something.

I’ve seen this show up a few times. Some redneck poured a bunch of rendered lard around…

“Only old people still actually watch cable TV, right? If we sped shit up, think Grandma would notice? No? Okay, do it.”

I gotta give Nintendo credit for doing their damnedest to make silk out of a sow’s ear here.

But really, guys. Get actual VOIP on the fucking switch. It runs on Android, which has pretty robust features along those lines. No, I am not engineering Nintendo software so maybe there’s giant hurdles(?) in the way of this…

Hi Spicey! Your reputation will follow you forever. Enjoy.

Christ, I wouldn’t want you as a nurse. Holy shit.

Dear Women:

I’m really sorry men are shitty. I know a lot of us won’t admit it, but: We are, and we all know it. :/

Signed: A man.

Disarm the fucking police.

This is extremely well written and heartbreaking. Thank you for sharing, and good luck.

This is gonna be in the greys so I’m not sure why I’m writing all this out (i.e. PLEASE UNGREY :((( ), but:

A lot of folks are confused as to why this spraytanned shitheap still has supporters at all when it’s really, blindingly, painfully obvious to anyone without a severe learning disability that he’s a con man who…

Real easy to pick out the folks salty about videogames on their sports channel in the comments here.

I think part of it might legitimately be that I worked as a QA tester for years, and seeing how the sausage gets made put a serious damper on a lot of my desire to “break” a game when you’re seeing them broken for 90% of their lifecycle.

Although I was still that guy leaving games 99% unfinished when I got bored of…

For the folks who want to dive into the weird end right off the bat (Cecilia recc’ed Kaiba already and that’s a great place to start BUT:)

I can’t recommend Mushi-shi enough.

A warm whisper of a show that feels like it could’ve been a spinoff of Princess Mononoke’s setting with the intensity taken down a slight notch,…