Is it okay to be truly impressed by the amount of work and math and sweat that goes into this, be appreciative of well-written articles like this one that seem so encouraging, but still be 100% convinced that I’d rather swallow and pass a box of nails? :/

I wonder if it’s just a mental thing I’m missing somewhere. I…

Man, nothing riles up certain corners of the internet better than a “I DON’T WANT KIDS HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME FOR IT!!” versus “NOT HAVING WONDERFUL BLESSINGS IS SELFISH HOW DARE YOU!!” fight, huh?

(while the rest of us are just kinda confused as to how this started over an obviously-tongue-in-cheek article — is there…

We had flour sacks.

Yes, like literal sacks of flour you were supposed to treat like a baby. I did not go to a wealthy school, no, why do you ask?

(Also giving a bunch of 6th graders flour sacks dressed as babies was not a good idea. Flourbabies hung on the fences, left to bleed their flour blood all over the place. One…

A longtime GF had zero compunction about peeing in the same room. If I was in the shower, she’d pee, and she didn’t care if I peed while she was taking a shower (not IN the shower, mind, just in the toilet while she was in the shower in the same room). For the record, peeing was okay but pooping was not because of the…

Ahhh, classic Hokuto no Ken.

For the (I assume) non-fighting-game folks confused by this: This is not something you generally see in modern-day fighters due to damage scaling and sometimes straight-up hard caps on how many hits will leave your opponent still hittable (cross that limit at your opponent just flops to the…

I will forever be unable to see anything related to accordion busses without remembering the time I was in LA, just out of the airport and looking to pick up a taxi to my hotel (this is pre-Uber) and there was a homeless guy extolling the virtues of Jesus/Meth/Both on the corner when he saw one of those things coming…

Ah, you’re Italian. Explains much. Wife’s parents are as well. Some stereotypes exist for a reason I guess!

He also looked like he dipped on the awards ceremony but they made him get back onstage.

The salt is glorious.

To put this in perspective for non Fighting Game fans, imagine if Marvel dropped a trailer for Infinity War that showed off Batman.

Yeah nobody’s gonna buy this. Nobody has a few too many and then goes full on steroidal ‘Zonie Trump Supporter levels of racist just like that unless that’s what they actually think.

Dude looks like a Juggalo who went off the /pol/ deep end.

Damn, if this is how weaksauce the AltRight trolling has gotten, I suppose we should thank Trump. “Well Assange won’t leave Britain because OBAMA!” Sure thing, duder.

Even Alex Jones has decided to stick with talking about the Human/Animal Chimeras living on Mars rather than attempt to talk about anything sane people…

Still blows my mind that all this cool star shit we’re discovering is still all stars in our own galaxy, and we’re still only scratching the surface.

Of our one, fairly generic galaxy.

Out of the ~2,000,000,000,000 or so suspected to exist.

FUCK space is terrifyingly huge.

I totally agree with this. Lawful Good always struck me as right up there with the other two has-to-be-there-but-boring-to-actually-play-as alignments of Chaotic Evil and True Neutral (with Chaotic Neutral winning the booby prize for “Oh that just means I’m batshit insane”, though at the very least that usually didn’t…

Gonna join the chorus of people saying this, but: If you’re a heavy drinker (I was in my late 20s/early 30s), get help for this. It is absolute fucking hell on your body and is unbelievably terrifying to go through. I actually felt a chest-tightening, heavy-breathing flutter of panic just reading about this, THAT’S…

Ah yes, the two mods that will exist for as long as Bethesda keeps making games, for every Bethesda game: Titties & Dicks, and Grow Your Own Weed.

With disturbingly hyper-realistic gun/weapon mods and sexable prostitutes vying for second and third place.

God I love the internet.

Counter-counter point: While I don’t think that’s not the case, I think there’s a corollary to it in that someone opportunistic and law-practicing informed him the company that made the thing has many dollars, and that if he feigns indignation hard enough he might be able to get some of those.

Good luck with that, dude!

They usually don’t! He was, in all likelihood, just kinda curious and/or maybe really hungry and trying to determine if this lying-down meat sack would do in a pinch, but noped out of there pretty fast once everyone else woke up.

a) Humans taste like rancid poo. It’s like our final remaining natural defense besides…

Yeah I, uh, don’t think it’s suffering much at that point, what with the not having a head and all.

That’s a mock charge. Basically the bear saying “Hey, fuck off, I’m big and scary.” Bears don’t wanna eat people. We taste real bad.

(Thaaaaaat said, yeah, it’s good that they drove off. You don’t wanna have “mock charge” turn into a (however unlikely) “actual charge and/or mauling attempt” even inside a car. Locked…