I think Dave does this just so he can scroll at the resulting reaction meme salt cornucopia to give him something to cackle at while on the shitter. Not that I blame him, some of these are pretty glorious.

We get it lady, your ex left you for a white chick. Sucks! But when you start writing public pieces that shit on biracial folks and start to teeter dangerously close to showing your hand it’s prolly time to let it go.

This is a True Story, so, like, of all the targets you could’ve picked, it kinda displays you’re less…

“You’ve thoroughly irritated mama bear!!!!11one” seems like a great reason to never go near this place ever again.

Sonic’s twitter game is his strongest since S3&K.

True! I mean that post was already pretty long, I didn’t wanna go into all kinds of technical detail (most people aren’t gonna know what a Zkill limit is, etc.) so I just went with a reasonably common one, which is that “that’s how they start, and sometimes that gets left in there”.

I’ve actually heard “Future DLC”…

That’s fair. I’ve sort of defaulted to using that as shorthand IRL when I have to break stuff down for a team, but I probably shouldn’t.

Thanks!

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

>He’s the galaxy’s sassiest astromech droid (say that three times fast).
*ahem*
WHUK WHUK WHAAAAAK!

It’s you.

I thought Trump’s dick was probably really big, but this has show me that it’s probably really small. If he fires Muller I bet myself and others will think it’s big again. But if he doesn’t then it’s small forever. Small like his hands, which might also get bigger if he does the firing and proves he’s boss again.

The surrealism of seeing Arthur from GnG clap back at Tony Stark for making fun of his height/wiener in an officially-released product that is also a fighting game is making this all okay for me.

Try it and get back to us.

Oh. My. God.

The Guilty Gear Xrd team is making a Dragonball fighter, in the Unreal 4 engine, using their cell shading thing they used for Xrd that blows every other anime fighter out of the park and into orbit. And it’s 3v3.

I need to change my pants in the best of ways.

We live in a Golden Age for videogames.…

Sucks, but not unexpected. It’s pretty evident from the game that a few things (SAM nodes, for example) were shoehorned in as a last-minute replacement to something else. Glowing thingies suspended in the air in random points in a hard sci-fi game? That screams “We’re out of fucks to give, just put something in there…

He’s kind of a cuck, isn’t he?

Oh the irony.

At the entrance sits Immigrant Caucus, a set of diffusers puffing a perfume made with chemicals from Asian American women and carpenter ants...”

Wait what?

Hi Dems! Almost-lifelong member here, so I’ll keep this short:

If you fucking clowns fail at fielding viable people again, I am done. I will change my goddamn registration to Republican and start trying to fix from within. This whole snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory routine is getting really, really fucking…

In case anyone would like some delicious alt-right tears to go with this wonderful news, check out TheDonald on Reddit.

They’re taking it about as well as you’d expect. It’s kept me amused for the better part of this morning.