Something-something lowbrow to celebrate the passing of another human blah blah.

Fuck it. I hope he’s in the ground .02 seconds before someone literally pisses on his grave. Fuck off back to the pits that spawned you, you vile sack of turds and syphilis. We’re greater as a planet for your rotting away.

I wonder what it’s like to a) realize you’re dying, and b) realize there is an extremely high probability that in the not too distant future, people are going to be literally-not-figuratively attempting to shit on your grave.

My favorite thing about that clip is how Batman has to punch the guy a bunch of times really hard to knock him out; knocking people out is REALLY HARD TO DO. I mean he’s BATMAN and they still show him clobber the slob so badly Robin quips about it, and nonlethal ass-kicking has literally been Batman’s professional job…

So am I a bad person for liking the Blackwidow font circa 2014?

It looks vaguely Mass-Effect-y? Despite the R, L, and 7 all being the same glyph in different rotations. :(

How many bad names do you think they called you after you left?

Also I’m sure it’s not possible to get the unedited ones, but what was the ratio of bemusement to actual concern in those letters they sent? Was it like “Hey this is all good fun but uh please don’t fuck up our kids’ franchise with your creepy bullshit”?…

So I’ma file this under the Paul Robertson clause of “This isn’t a game yet, but I’m going to preorder it when someone in the industry hires this person.”

Maybe the head was pressurized? One nick that penetrates the hull and BOOM. And then the rest of the sword is just for fun.

Why am I not surprised someone named Hacker Fantastic is a Brony.

True Story: I used to be like you. I was also a collector. Had a lot of neat stuff. Tons of Famicom games, Megadrive collection, Saturn stuff. Tons.

Lost it all to a fire in my apartment block.

Also lost my PC, which had all my games on it.

I’ve still got all those games, because Steam. I do not have any of my physical…

Edmund McMillen is slowly morphing into Guillermo del Toro.

He’s probably okay with this. I’d be.

B-B-B-BUT DID YOU SEE HOW RED THAT MAP WAS? THERE WAS MORE RED THAN BLUE THAT MEANS WE WIN

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BENGHAZI!!

Look, I get the comfort food thing. I’m from New England. My wife is not. Her reaction to clam cakes is about what you’d expect a normal human being’s to be if you equate the word “cake” with the dessert (they are not that kind of cake — think a wad of fried dough with chopped clam meat in it that you cover in hot…

Trump Is Not An Intelligent Person, fig. 77,434

Is anyone seriously mad at Steve Harvey for that? If so...wwwhhy?

I don’t even like that idiot, but come on. So he wants to maybe not be accosted by people constantly in the privacy of his own dressing room so he can f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶m̶o̶m̶s̶ have some time to himself.

And, if its previous behavior is any indication whatsoever, the bird would then teabag your eyeless corpse with its abhorrently massive balls before heading off to fuck your spouse.

That bird rules.

Look at that dog’s face. He knew what was about to happen perfectly well and this all went according to plan. He had an escape route and everything.

What kills me is the bird showing back up to mock the guy. A+ birb troll.

Sorry for your loss. He looks like he was a very good boy, and he’s rocking that bowtie like a motherfucker. Be content in the knowledge that he had an awesome life and a good human.

Ultimately, “weird” religious laws came about as a way to get the tribes to quit doing dumb shit and killing themselves. Ban on shellfish? Turns out shellfish go bad in the desert sun a lot faster than most non-ocean-oriented meat, even fish, and since they can already taste kinda funky by default, you might not…

I had no idea it was that widespread. Huh. I guess I just assumed it was PROPRIETARY EVERYTHING BECAUSE FUCK YOU in the 90s.