Ahhh, classic Hokuto no Ken.

For the (I assume) non-fighting-game folks confused by this: This is not something you generally see in modern-day fighters due to damage scaling and sometimes straight-up hard caps on how many hits will leave your opponent still hittable (cross that limit at your opponent just flops to the…

I will forever be unable to see anything related to accordion busses without remembering the time I was in LA, just out of the airport and looking to pick up a taxi to my hotel (this is pre-Uber) and there was a homeless guy extolling the virtues of Jesus/Meth/Both on the corner when he saw one of those things coming…

Ah, you’re Italian. Explains much. Wife’s parents are as well. Some stereotypes exist for a reason I guess!

He also looked like he dipped on the awards ceremony but they made him get back onstage.

The salt is glorious.

To put this in perspective for non Fighting Game fans, imagine if Marvel dropped a trailer for Infinity War that showed off Batman.

Yeah nobody’s gonna buy this. Nobody has a few too many and then goes full on steroidal ‘Zonie Trump Supporter levels of racist just like that unless that’s what they actually think.

Dude looks like a Juggalo who went off the /pol/ deep end.

I totally agree with this. Lawful Good always struck me as right up there with the other two has-to-be-there-but-boring-to-actually-play-as alignments of Chaotic Evil and True Neutral (with Chaotic Neutral winning the booby prize for “Oh that just means I’m batshit insane”, though at the very least that usually didn’t…

Gonna join the chorus of people saying this, but: If you’re a heavy drinker (I was in my late 20s/early 30s), get help for this. It is absolute fucking hell on your body and is unbelievably terrifying to go through. I actually felt a chest-tightening, heavy-breathing flutter of panic just reading about this, THAT’S…

Ah yes, the two mods that will exist for as long as Bethesda keeps making games, for every Bethesda game: Titties & Dicks, and Grow Your Own Weed.

With disturbingly hyper-realistic gun/weapon mods and sexable prostitutes vying for second and third place.

God I love the internet.

Counter-counter point: While I don’t think that’s not the case, I think there’s a corollary to it in that someone opportunistic and law-practicing informed him the company that made the thing has many dollars, and that if he feigns indignation hard enough he might be able to get some of those.

Good luck with that, dude!

They usually don’t! He was, in all likelihood, just kinda curious and/or maybe really hungry and trying to determine if this lying-down meat sack would do in a pinch, but noped out of there pretty fast once everyone else woke up.

a) Humans taste like rancid poo. It’s like our final remaining natural defense besides…

Yeah I, uh, don’t think it’s suffering much at that point, what with the not having a head and all.

That’s a mock charge. Basically the bear saying “Hey, fuck off, I’m big and scary.” Bears don’t wanna eat people. We taste real bad.

(Thaaaaaat said, yeah, it’s good that they drove off. You don’t wanna have “mock charge” turn into a (however unlikely) “actual charge and/or mauling attempt” even inside a car. Locked…

We get it lady, your ex left you for a white chick. Sucks! But when you start writing public pieces that shit on biracial folks and start to teeter dangerously close to showing your hand it’s prolly time to let it go.

This is a True Story, so, like, of all the targets you could’ve picked, it kinda displays you’re less…

“You’ve thoroughly irritated mama bear!!!!11one” seems like a great reason to never go near this place ever again.

Sonic’s twitter game is his strongest since S3&K.

True! I mean that post was already pretty long, I didn’t wanna go into all kinds of technical detail (most people aren’t gonna know what a Zkill limit is, etc.) so I just went with a reasonably common one, which is that “that’s how they start, and sometimes that gets left in there”.

I’ve actually heard “Future DLC”…

That’s fair. I’ve sort of defaulted to using that as shorthand IRL when I have to break stuff down for a team, but I probably shouldn’t.