Thanks!

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

I thought Trump’s dick was probably really big, but this has show me that it’s probably really small. If he fires Muller I bet myself and others will think it’s big again. But if he doesn’t then it’s small forever. Small like his hands, which might also get bigger if he does the firing and proves he’s boss again.

The surrealism of seeing Arthur from GnG clap back at Tony Stark for making fun of his height/wiener in an officially-released product that is also a fighting game is making this all okay for me.

Oh. My. God.

The Guilty Gear Xrd team is making a Dragonball fighter, in the Unreal 4 engine, using their cell shading thing they used for Xrd that blows every other anime fighter out of the park and into orbit. And it’s 3v3.

I need to change my pants in the best of ways.

We live in a Golden Age for videogames.…

Sucks, but not unexpected. It’s pretty evident from the game that a few things (SAM nodes, for example) were shoehorned in as a last-minute replacement to something else. Glowing thingies suspended in the air in random points in a hard sci-fi game? That screams “We’re out of fucks to give, just put something in there…

Hi Dems! Almost-lifelong member here, so I’ll keep this short:

If you fucking clowns fail at fielding viable people again, I am done. I will change my goddamn registration to Republican and start trying to fix from within. This whole snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory routine is getting really, really fucking…

In case anyone would like some delicious alt-right tears to go with this wonderful news, check out TheDonald on Reddit.

They’re taking it about as well as you’d expect. It’s kept me amused for the better part of this morning.

Something-something lowbrow to celebrate the passing of another human blah blah.

Fuck it. I hope he’s in the ground .02 seconds before someone literally pisses on his grave. Fuck off back to the pits that spawned you, you vile sack of turds and syphilis. We’re greater as a planet for your rotting away.

I wonder what it’s like to a) realize you’re dying, and b) realize there is an extremely high probability that in the not too distant future, people are going to be literally-not-figuratively attempting to shit on your grave.

My favorite thing about that clip is how Batman has to punch the guy a bunch of times really hard to knock him out; knocking people out is REALLY HARD TO DO. I mean he’s BATMAN and they still show him clobber the slob so badly Robin quips about it, and nonlethal ass-kicking has literally been Batman’s professional job…

So am I a bad person for liking the Blackwidow font circa 2014?

It looks vaguely Mass-Effect-y? Despite the R, L, and 7 all being the same glyph in different rotations. :(

How many bad names do you think they called you after you left?

Also I’m sure it’s not possible to get the unedited ones, but what was the ratio of bemusement to actual concern in those letters they sent? Was it like “Hey this is all good fun but uh please don’t fuck up our kids’ franchise with your creepy bullshit”?…

So I’ma file this under the Paul Robertson clause of “This isn’t a game yet, but I’m going to preorder it when someone in the industry hires this person.”

Maybe the head was pressurized? One nick that penetrates the hull and BOOM. And then the rest of the sword is just for fun.

True Story: I used to be like you. I was also a collector. Had a lot of neat stuff. Tons of Famicom games, Megadrive collection, Saturn stuff. Tons.

Lost it all to a fire in my apartment block.

Also lost my PC, which had all my games on it.

I’ve still got all those games, because Steam. I do not have any of my physical…

Edmund McMillen is slowly morphing into Guillermo del Toro.

He’s probably okay with this. I’d be.

B-B-B-BUT DID YOU SEE HOW RED THAT MAP WAS? THERE WAS MORE RED THAN BLUE THAT MEANS WE WIN

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BENGHAZI!!

Look, I get the comfort food thing. I’m from New England. My wife is not. Her reaction to clam cakes is about what you’d expect a normal human being’s to be if you equate the word “cake” with the dessert (they are not that kind of cake — think a wad of fried dough with chopped clam meat in it that you cover in hot…

Trump Is Not An Intelligent Person, fig. 77,434