Is anyone seriously mad at Steve Harvey for that? If so...wwwhhy?

I don’t even like that idiot, but come on. So he wants to maybe not be accosted by people constantly in the privacy of his own dressing room so he can f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶m̶o̶m̶s̶ have some time to himself.

And, if its previous behavior is any indication whatsoever, the bird would then teabag your eyeless corpse with its abhorrently massive balls before heading off to fuck your spouse.

That bird rules.

Look at that dog’s face. He knew what was about to happen perfectly well and this all went according to plan. He had an escape route and everything.

What kills me is the bird showing back up to mock the guy. A+ birb troll.

Sorry for your loss. He looks like he was a very good boy, and he’s rocking that bowtie like a motherfucker. Be content in the knowledge that he had an awesome life and a good human.

Ultimately, “weird” religious laws came about as a way to get the tribes to quit doing dumb shit and killing themselves. Ban on shellfish? Turns out shellfish go bad in the desert sun a lot faster than most non-ocean-oriented meat, even fish, and since they can already taste kinda funky by default, you might not…

I had no idea it was that widespread. Huh. I guess I just assumed it was PROPRIETARY EVERYTHING BECAUSE FUCK YOU in the 90s.

Also, thank you for not jumping down my throat for pointing this out. Last time people came back with “WHATEVER FUCK YOU I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR DUMB NERD SHIT BUY THE ACTUAL GAME WHY DO YOU HATE NINTENDO” and it’s like Jesus fuck, I’m trying to help you play something by pointing out how widely available this is,…

What’s the over/under on “Will provide paid female gaming companionship” versus “Will provide pocket healing”, or is that sort of a really-overlapping Venn Diagram?

Mostly I’m just wondering if the inevitable creepers who purchase their services are honestly worth the $5 to endure, but it seems like they know what…

There’s a bunch of weird shit like that in classic consoles. The Sega Genesis pad and the Atari 2600 Joystick also use the same port, for some unfathomable reason.

Seriously.

Me too! I, uh...Never use it, because the whole USB cable to my PC route is way easier and the game honestly looks better. :x

Got a Neo Geo, too! .... Aaaaaand for exactly the same reason, it stays in storage. Also it only has a single mono audio out, what the hell SNK.

Leste doesn’t come across as particularly well-adjusted in this, to put it mildly. Maybe don’t instantly resort to poo-flinging in your own house before at least making a token goodwill attempt to figure out what happened? Not a great look.

For sure; extend that capability to any computer — tablet, phone, tower, laptop, whatever — and that problem’s solved easily, though. Any USB controller up to and including a PS4 controller will work, or you can do what I do and just snag a $5 converter and use an actual SNES controller.

And yes, there’s the “that’s…

Honest question: Did you know you can very very easily play that on pretty much any portable modern computing device, iPhones included?

Not trying to be a snarky dick! People my own age (35) are routinely amazed when I pull out my old Android phone and start playing SNES games on it like it’s no big deal.

Nice! Thank you kindly.

“Who?” - everyone

My legit favorite thing about this timeline is that Trumple’s lowest common denominator supporters actually think it’s okay to do this shit now because that fat gibbering fuck is president, like it magically changed the country back to the 50s simply because the man in charge is just as much of a goon as they are.

And…

Gotta admit, that’s some dust-off-my-shoulder skills there. I actually respect this kid more now.

As a former alkie: Dude. Dry out for six months or so. It helps. (You can keep smoking weed and doing the occasional coke bump, it’s fine).

I’d like to read it if you do. I’ve met Stan, friendly guy and seemed to be having fun talking to fans, but I’ve heard similar rumblings about him being 90% showman and 10% comics guy.