I know WoW isn’t the all consuming cultural zeitgeist it once was, but I remember this phenomenon pretty well from the Blizzard Forum Wild West days.

Big post about how atrocious the game is and what a travesty its design is and how dumb everyone is for playing it. You click on their avatar, it loads up the Armory, and…

I’ma have to go with Bladerunner gun. Arguably less embarrassing to be caught fapping to. You may catch shit if video ever lands on the internet of you slap-boxing the one-eyed champ to a thousand dollar statue of Chun Li, you know? Pornhub and SFM videos are a thing and are significantly cheaper, whereas a 3D render…

I don’t really have much to add, but man this is a good article.

Question: Is there a trans-only league? If not, maybe these girls should look into starting one? (Much more easily said than done, I know.)

If the purpose of having a women’s league in the first place is to provide inroads into a traditionally male-dominated scene, and they’re catching shit like this because “Must Be…

Any time one of these gets posted and you get a hundred burners INSTANTLY decrying the opposite — in an article about alt-right infighting, that has pictures and such as evidence literally-not-figuratively staring them in the face?

You know you hit the fundie cognitive dissonance nerve cluster right where it hurts the…

“Don’t make this happen”.

Really? How about don’t pull the fucking trigger on a person with their hands up you numb cunt.

Easily the most surprising thing about this story is that she was instantly fired instead of this being spun in the teacher’s favor before the uproar forced them to act.

So hold up. I’m decrepit enough to remember when folks were snapping pictures of the B2 and sending it to the US Govt’ like “Yo, what’s up with the weird UFO Triangle plane, dawgs?” and the Feds were like “WHAT PLANE YOU SAW NO PLANE THERE IS NO GIANT BLACK TRIANGLE PLANE FUCK YOU”.

These days they make their magic…

Haters gonna hate. I think he looks dope, although I dunno how skinny-ass Ed from the story became Greek God Ed in less than a year, but Psycho Power is presumably a hell of a drug.

As for everyone all like “How come Bison keeps making clones of himself that turn on him!?” that’s kind of his thing? Psycho Power lets…

I love every single thing about this entire story. Rich kids getting scammed does for me what baskets of puppies do for drunk sorority girls. Lots of glee squealing.

Can we maybe just drop a nuke on the whole island to be sure?

So Konami has one friend?

Dear Old Politicians who shudder at the thought of ever being wrong ever: See this? This is how you own it and overcome it. Not deny you ever said it and then go after anyone who points out otherwise.

It’s actually not that hard. You fucks.

And I thought KBrad’s popoff to Wolfkrone was elaborate. Jesus.

Aww. I thought these were the fun* ones.

Aww. I thought these were the fun* ones.

I will never forget the first time I ate an avocado in front of some friends who apparently didn’t know how to eat avocados.

One of them: “Oh god, an avocado for lunch? How do you peel it without making a mess? I never pack those because I always get green stuff all over my face trying to eat thWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU…

Is Mirror Broken about how the TNG crew collided with a sentient pocket of The 90's in space and it infects everyone on the ship? Because that’s the only excuse for that cover.

(note: I’d read the fuck out of that.)

“He was actually good the whole time!”™

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That is the face of an angry white man used to having his way in every and all things actually, finally being held accountable and juuuuuuuuust now realizing a) he ain’t gonna good-ol-boy his way out of this one, and b) just how deep in the shit he actually is.

ENJOY DYING IN PRISON, FUCKSTICK.

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I mean...Look, I’m 35, and I can tell you right now if I had the opportunity to flip a button and only battle other people in muh online gamez who were my age or older? I’d flip that bitch in a second.

Wouldn’t you?

30 IS senior for CS Pros. I’ve seen the videos. I’ve got a job and a wife, man. Ain’t nobody but…