I don’t think it’s a slag on Military service so much as a (reasonable) assertion that someone with high aggression levels would seek out a job with a higher-than-normal rate of getting to kill other humans. Military and Law Enforcement are two pretty readily available ones in the US for that purpose.

If this guy had…

I want to like this game, I really do...But oh my god that fucking name is AWFUL. Slice Dice and Rice? REALLY? Was this made by someone who works in Mobile exclusively and is used to zero-effort titles like “Castle Grinder!” or “Thing Tapper 6!” or something?

Here’s a free alternate name:

In his defense, this dude’s parents were so white that they named their kid Melton. How the fuck else was he gonna turn out?

So this pretty much settles the “crazy or just an asshole” argument formerly on the latter side, right? I’d imagine if she was genuinely mentally ill it’d be apparent, but it sounds like she’s just a ridiculous narcissist who can’t handle not being the center of attention.

Can we just be okay with these idiots spinning off into their own shadowbanned existence where we igno— Fuck, wait, that’s how we got Trump.

...Okay all the good solutions to this swing wildly in the direction of a caste system and/or eugenics.

“The driver sucks! Let me drive! My daddy’s rich as fuck so I get to tell you what to do! Let me drive!”

We all knew he couldn’t drive the fucking truck, however, there isn’t a MAXIMUM voting age (yet), he got the driver’s seat.

I think we were all really afraid he’d get going 100mph before asking where the breaks were.
I…

“Hell I can prove it. Look here. This is a before and after of J’s circumcision.”

There ya go.

$60 an eighth is up there, honestly. Or, at the very least, that’s for high-end-ish weed and even that’s kinda steep. $50-60 per 3.5oz is where it peters out, and if you’re willing to go cheaper it can get as low as $40 a quarter for some still-pretty-decent sungrown stuff.

SEE? You guys even do it in the comments. Love it. <3

Okay bear with me Katherine, this might explain it:

This is a post-apocalyptic future. FAR future. We’re talking post-Wall-E. The year 25,000 CE or so. Humans are long gone into space. They left behind AIs like Wall-E and Eve to clean up the mess, but even given the end of that movie, it may make sense that that’s a…

Jason. You are getting hate from people for writing about this in the comments. I understand you have to be semi-civil to those people, so, allow me.

*clears throat*

HEY. GO CLIMB A WALL OF COCKS YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING KILLJOYS.

Jesus. Unclench and allow yourself to consider things that may not immediately be relevant…

They managed to work “cuckold” into the actual wording of the lawsuit.

Yes! I want to play devil’s advocate, though.

You’re a scientologist, huh?

This seems like an odd cultural thing, maybe?

This is going to be some rambling bullshit, so I’m totally open to anyone telling me I’m flat wrong, but: Far as I can gather there’s still quite a bit of resistance to streaming/recording games in the games industry Japan. Especially long-form, plot-heavy titles, the…

“Asarian” for PeeBee and “Asari” for Cora? (I know she used to be with the Asari Commandos. She told me. A lot.)

Going down the list:
Liam - The infatuation one of the character designers had/has with Donald Glover was taken from “Suspension0f-Disbelief-Shatteringly Obvious” to just “Obvious”. Probably a good call,…

Oh, good! You’re my prey in this game.

When I play Overwatch, I’m not playing to win. I’m playing to make you, and people like you, angry. Hopefully enough to break something in anger. Because I can.

That’s the game for me. Could care less about actually winning or losing. I know how to play just enough to makes it…

I mean those exist (there’s toooons of Naval Battle games, plus stuff like AssCreed 4 which had ship-to-ship battles) but you’re right, I doubt they’ll do *real* ones within a COD game. Might get something like the Specter Gunship bit from MW1. If you did it right plot-wise it could still be really cool. Imagine…

Maybe for you, I guess? That’s fine, but I really like the idea of having the moral ambiguity in there that’s so often missing from these games.

The American Civil War split families, pitted brother against brother, all kinds of fun stuff to mine for drama that hasn’t been done before, all while at least being…

Clam cakes and CHOWDAH.

Not Chowder.