and that baby’s name was America.

I’m a guy, and that picture of current-age Carrie taking a long draw on a cigarette with an insouciant look on her face is deeply hot and sexy. Whoever says she doesn’t have “it” at her age doesn’t really understand what the “it” is.

Yes I loved Leia as a little girl, but the characters that stick most closely to me are her “best friend” roles. When Harry Met Sally, Drop Dead Fred, and Soapdish were all in our VHS library growing up and she is so freaking great. Anytime she appears I get a wave of comfort.

I never thought she let herself go. I saw her one woman show on cable, I forgot what they called it. I thought she got fat, as did I. I thought she got woke in a way I could only hope to.

I have worshiped that woman since I was a four year old, since I first saw her on the screen. She was more than a movie star, she…

She is all of us madly in love at 19.

What happened? Life. What a life she has had and continues to have.

“The epic space fantasy, through which some of us have been living vicariously for decades...”

A few years ago, we saw her live doing Wishful Drinking on Broadway. Two things about the wonderful performance: we sat in the front row and were anointed with glitter by Fisher; as we were leaving, some uptight old broad from the UES kept saying, loudly, “Oh, she was so beautiful—what happened? Why did she let…

She is such a badass. If y’all haven’t watched her comedy special (I think it came out last year or a couple years ago?) I would definitely recommend it. She’s so real.

I don’t understand the desire to bring back coal mining jobs. It’s literally sickening, dirty, back breaking work. Why do people want to hold on to a ‘way of life’ that sent their fathers and grandfather to an early grave? Should we bring back whaling too? Plenty of unemployed people in SE Mass.

I’m starting to get sick of the nice guy Obama bs. He wasted most of his first year trying to kumbaya with the right and now he’s being nice again. Just stop! No one who hates you is changing their minds. You know this IS the apocalypse. He needs to be trying to fuck this guy up during the next 2 months. Get a special…

I can’t find the indignation either. Is no one allowed a trajectory of development anymore? In which they learn, grow, mature and develop increased sociopolitical awareness?

I have no problem calling him on his shit if I were around when he said it, but a four year old tweet made news is a distraction of the horrors of what the administration are planning.

My mom and I have very different opinions about the men we find attractive, but Rami Malek is the one guy in the overlapping section of our Venn Diagram of celebrity crushes. What makes him so damn cute?!

Mmmmmm, I had a sex dream about Rami last weekend. It was delightful! I wish such happy dreams upon all those who find him yummy. My gift to you this holiday season.

I’m gonna give him a tub of kisses and a desk of cuddles.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that Margaret Atwood will call them liars. 

Hmm, you guys are trying really hard to not understand very basic, obvious truths.

It’s ridiculous that anyone believes that Bernie could have won when Drumpf’s campaign was using anti-semitic language and symbolism to attract these people. People need to stop looking for excuses and overlooking the obvious reason which is bigotry. White people had it good, thanks to Obama who pulled them back from…