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These concerts are invariably a drunken, tacky good time and I feel no shame in saying that.

Do you think you could get him to lead a medieval cosplay war against his brother so he could hold the throne? Because I’d watch that movie, and the sequels where the grown royal babies reclaim their kingdom.

Are you the middle child Bobby?

How much you wanna bet Aaron isn’t as generous as his family thinks he should be?

call me.

I once danced with Freddie Mercury at the Anvil when I was 19

I’m not at home, so I had to make a new burner, and I really hope this isn’t in they grays cause I got some shit to say y’all.

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

It’s one of the more expensive ones, but the Living Proof Perfect Hair Day Dry Shampoo has been a total game-changer for me. It actually massages/brushes out after absorbing the oil at your roots. I’d be interested to see if overuse would cause this same reaction, but I’d imagine not, because it leaves virtually no

Well, they did successfully elect him Governor of Florida. Twice.

I pick option 4.

Fuck that dog. That dog doesn’t deserve that bowl.

I have a drawing I did in first grade based on WWW saying when I grow up I want to be Will Smith.

I have zero shame in admitting that WWW was one of my all time favourite movies as a kid and I can still watch it and recite lines from it.

NO SHAME I TELL YOU. NONE. IT WAS GREAT, NO YOU SHUT UP

I’m really tickled by the Eleanor Roosevelt/ Jimmy Buffett mistake. Although it would have been far funnier if she credited Roosevelt with a Buffett quote.

I’m going to take this opportunity to post one of my favorite random painted walls that I’m hoping will become the next biggest thing. Behold the glory:

I have to be honest, some of the amounts donated by the NRA are SHOCKINGLY low in terms of buying policy. Over the weekend, https://twitter.com/igorvolsky was tweeting the amounts each Republican “thoughts and prayers” congressperson received from the NRA and some of them were like a couple thousand dollars.

Just after my son turned 21 he went out with friends. He came back totally looped and decided to share some of his deepest thoughts with me. My favorite of his loud, largely incoherent and disjointed ramblings was this: “Momma? I think that you and Lil Wayne are the only people that get me.”

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”