Nobody ACTUALLY hated Obama for his perceived sympathy to socialism. They hated him because he was black, and every time they said socialist they meant nigger. Bernie wouldn’t have had that issue.

This was a beautifully written piece.

hahaha you are going down with the ship. That’s graceful. It’s really sweet.

Good luck navigating the incredible ontological gap separating the very real election we had in November and the entirely absurd negative-election you’re lecturing people for not voting in!

But thanks for the pep talk aaron sorkin

The joke is that Woke hasn’t voted since the last election. No one has, seeing as how there hasn’t been a supplementary January election. hehehe

Will you hold my hand while someone else explains the joke to you?

I’m not going to stand here and not SHAME people who aren’t out there fighting the good fight and voting in January. Bold stance, sir. Bold.

You’re part of the mystical civic phenomenon of all year round voters. KEEP THE PARTY GOING, VOTE VOTE VOTE

This is why democrats have lost, folks. We don’t vote in totally non-existent January elections. Thank you for your somber advice, Walter Crunkite.

You have abrogated the right to glance up at the sky and see a wondrous reading rainbow!

How does one go about being absolved of their compounded obligation vote after all of the elections are over? You must be some kind of civic miracle worker.

You are my fucking hero. Greatest troll ever. You are a God.

No, because you get irrationally angry at people who don’t vote when they haven’t been afforded any opportunity to do so! You must be a huge fan of THE VOICE.

Tell me, what’s the best way to go about voting when there isn’t an election in which to vote? Charlie Rose needs answers.

Wanna trade gender for my HIV? Uh oh, think I may have got you!

No sir, YOU cannot see the comment for the comment. Oh god this is like second christmas.

Yes, democrats who don’t vote when there aren’t currently any elections being held are the root of all evil. YOU’VE BEEN GLORIOUSLY TROLLED SIR.

Ok, so what’s your excuse for not voting since the last time you voted?

But you haven’t voted since the last election in which you voted, either.