If anybody else had consumed as much alcohol as he did over the summer, they’d be dead.

Oh, fuck off, asshole.  Clinton was never going to start a fucking war with fucking Russia.

I’d rather have Hillary with a war boner than Trump wanting to suck Putin’s boner. 

still lots of time for the GOPee to kick their gerrymandering and voter suppression tactics into high gear.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Car Seat Headrest is probably the best “new” band I’ve heard in a decade. I can’t pinpoint exactly what it is about them, but the mix of catchy choruses, messy guitars and Toledo’s vocal style hits a sweet spot for me.

I’m coming here from Deadspin, which means that I am much more white, male, and conservative than your average Jez reader, so take this with a grain of salt:

And that is why you got fired, Mr. Oates.

In fairness, Dave Stewart practices what he preaches, refusing to bow to sabermetrics whether it's VORP, oWAR, or ratio of X to Y chromosomes.

All of this pales in comparison to the real change the NBA needs to revert back.

I'm visualizing this woman as she posts these.

NFL:NCAA football :: EPL:Serie A

Oh, god, this is terrible. Get someone to take his place. Who do we have in the green room?... Chris Broussard? Shit!

It's not even really England's. English is a glorious mutt of a language, mix of Germanic, French, Latin, Greek, Scandinavian, Celtic, etc.

Barry, you missed the most obvious explanation. Peyton has inked a major sponsorship deal with Mutual of Omaha that increases their visibility without the need for Peyton to film more commercials.

I feel like the ARod saga, like Miami Heat or the Hall of Fame or a myriad other issues in sports, is one of those where people are so annoyed by the piety of establishment sports writers that they flock to the counter-narrative which is the complete opposite. And that's just always a mistake, to let your opponent…

Dwight Howard: [starts backing down small child]