Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.

Can he please just move his birthday to July? I was so disappointed to learn I share a birthday with that asshole.

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

On the one hand, he said, he’s “trying to do better,”

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person cunt.

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She posed on Mitch McConnell?

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

This should be MUCH HIGHER UP in the comments, thank you. This isn’t about being a lukewarm ally, or whatthefuckever, this is about what is actually effective. The whole goddamn point (as evidenced by the fact that the Charlottesville hate groups showed up heavily armed) is they want to provoke violence from the Left.…

“What’s most obnoxious about this clip is how Fey is encouraging people to actively ignore neo-Nazis, by characterizing the protests as “violent” and urging those who might otherwise be encouraged to physically show up to stay at home.”

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

In the ‘70s they took massive amounts drugs and alcohol then had nervous breakdowns for fun. In 2017, we have to take them just to make it through the day without having a nervous breakdown.

I usually eye roll at stories of privilege doing stupid stuff, but I love everything about this.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…

Is that mean-drunk Ken?

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

Yes! And it really shows how little we care about women and LGBT folks. Can you imagine if the ad had a racist guy and a black guy? Because that’s essentially what it was. The anti-trans guy was like “trans people shouldn’t exist, it’s wrong, it’s against nature!” That is no different, to me, than saying black people…

All right. Now that I'm finally home, here's that response I promised you. Warning to everyone: it's about to get loooong-winded and rambling and has nothing whatsoever to do with makeup or plant biology.

Every time I dress to impress the (mostly severely autistic) guys I take care of, they grab my shirt with their feces-covered fingers and rip it in half with their teeth. Okay, that happened one time, but it was my very favorite shirt. Team Slob all the way.