And this is why my vaccines are up to date and I still mask, you never know what you could carry in. 

Presumably people come to visit him and he has caregivers who all get exposed to other people. He probably got it from one of them.

Godspeed, ironlungman. Godspeed.

I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

Given that they were years late on delivery, this isn’t even a “move fast and break things” situation. It’s just “move slow and fuck everything up.”

Has anyone in the Jalopnik staff actually driven the thing?

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

Oh for fuck’s sake, someone please lock this horrific violent criminal psychopath UP - friggin hell why is this vaguely man-shaped piece of shit allowed to roam freely? So he can plot another escape attempt and be more successful at it the second time? Wtf!

I get that Romania doesn’t exactly have the right to a speedy trial, but why would you let a probable rapist and sex trafficker wander around your country at will? What do you think he’s doing with his free time, running a soup kitchen?

The Tates have since been released from custody, once again.

What’s a Bromwell?

It oughta have died in ‘63, too.

Choke the Chicken Tax!

The Crosstour still looks like ass today, tho

my work docking station also charges my laptop at the same time via dual usb-c, i am SOL haha

This is post-BK GM. This thing debuted for 2013. GM filed BK in 2009.

Haha, the name checks out.

2007 Buzzfeed called and wants their lowest-possible effort listicle of shit everyone already knows back

If you included jingles, this list would be much longer. Who can ever forget Barney and Linda Rondstadt singing about how bad Mr. Plow is? I love each and every one of these musicals.

Was he also an elk, a mason, a communist, and the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason?