I guess he was the White Power Ranger all along, huh.

Given that they were years late on delivery, this isn’t even a “move fast and break things” situation. It’s just “move slow and fuck everything up.”

Has anyone in the Jalopnik staff actually driven the thing?

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

What’s a Bromwell?

It oughta have died in ‘63, too.

Choke the Chicken Tax!

The Crosstour still looks like ass today, tho

This is post-BK GM. This thing debuted for 2013. GM filed BK in 2009.

Haha, the name checks out.

2007 Buzzfeed called and wants their lowest-possible effort listicle of shit everyone already knows back

When I was younger and diskmen were still a popular thing (yes, I’m dating myself here) I had a Simpsons CD called “Songs in the Key of Springfield” that had most of these on it. When it was cool to be listening to Nirvana or RATM, Korn, etc. This was certainly one of my guilty pleasures.

If you included jingles, this list would be much longer. Who can ever forget Barney and Linda Rondstadt singing about how bad Mr. Plow is? I love each and every one of these musicals.

Was he also an elk, a mason, a communist, and the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason?

The company announced that it would fashion itself as a hip destination for adults, not just adolescents. 

Because they made a big bet on hydrogen being the future of personal vehicles but did next to nothing to actually get the infrastructure off the ground. This is the problem when an org gets too big, execs get excited about developing something new but when the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing, they…

I don’t think most people that care forget/ignore it. It’s usually part of nearly every discussion I’ve seen online about Toyota’s alternative fuel plans.

I know it is not the point of the article, but the Mirai is a great looking car with elegant, sporty proportions and if you swap out the hydrogen powerplant for Toyota’s i-force turbo-4 or TTV6, it would make a great Lexus GS. It is a shame that people only buy SUVs and lifted wagons/hatches nowadays because the…

Kum-N-Go has a fun name.

Wawa’s less than flavorful pizza is unlikely to impress