Don’t worry, they’ll have plenty of stickers/flags/vanifestos, usually on a domestic truck (bonus points for smoke stacks), that will alert you way before a license plate would.

I would love to see the freaks who decry all the Tesla “bad press” here come up with an excuse for this one

shit painted gold is still shit

It’s a pig-eat-pig world out there

That’s kinda the #1 requirement to be a cop

My first CD :’)

Where the everloving hell is Señor Burns?

Well that’s fucked. I’m sure my local gas station is one of the affected ones.

My husband found this one at Seafood City during the height of this saga and I think it’s miles better than the Huy Fong one:

I hate the Democratic party, and I live in California, but I still voted Hillary in 2016 and Biden in 2020. Now what? Don’t you all get bored of using the same argument every 4-8 years?

The risks absolutely do not only apply to her

As a beer drinker that was extremely late to the seltzer party: seltzers are just easier to drink and don’t give you the bloat that beer does. Plus they’re only 100 cals/can which is great. If I’m socializing, a hard seltzer or a Mexican lager is the way to go.

The “real” microwave popcorn hack: just use the popcorn function on your microwave (*gasp*):

Poochie McDonalds 💀

Oh, you would have a conniption if you found out what SoCal gas prices were.

fuck 12

Newsflash bud, Elon doesn’t give a fuck about your existence. You can drop the fanboy act.

...they’re allowed to ask what the dish is, genius.

Yeah, got a couple and they’re my favorite glasses to drink out of.

Okay