Funny how we lost Roe under a Democratic presidency. Funny how we keep propping up Israel amidst their active genocide of Palestinians under a Democratic presidency. Funny how we keep downplaying a global pandemic and have lost funding for vaccinating, free testing kits, and antivirals for the un-/underinsured under a…

Where’s that Dark Brandon when we need him?

I mean, do you remember “COVID parties”? People are dumb as hell. I’m not taking the advice of my peers on any matter of public health, I’m deferring to the experts 100% of the time.

Judging by how we all celebrated when the 2020 election was finally called for Biden, it’s going to be an absolutely massive celebration.

Testicles are different from penises but congratulations on sounding like a complete prick!

IT’S A TORTILLA CHIP NOT A POTATO CHIP FFS

If you want to prevent that, he should put his coin purse there instead

Don’t worry, they’ll have plenty of stickers/flags/vanifestos, usually on a domestic truck (bonus points for smoke stacks), that will alert you way before a license plate would.

Now I feel even more justified in wearing a mask on the rare occasion I go to a climbing gym

Don’t forget the Oakleys

I wrote my college application essay about this movie and it started a massive obsession with both Tautou and Yann Tiersen (particularly the latter) at the time. Ah, the good old days.

I would love to see the freaks who decry all the Tesla “bad press” here come up with an excuse for this one

tbh if they did this with The Simpsons like the glory days of syndication — instead of having to watch serially -- I admit I would at least try it out. But paying for ads feels stupid

shit painted gold is still shit

As soon as AT&T Fiber was available in my area, I switched to it immediately from Cox. Bill is $80/mo for 1GB speed and unlimited data. No more latency/drop/“unexpected service outage” issues either

It’s been hot garbage for a while now so I’m not surprised. Guess we’re about to see even more Starbucks ads that are disguised as articles.

Nvidia is powering Hippocratic’s real-time responses over video calls. In a demo posted by Nvidia, a semi-human-looking AI agent named Rachel verbally instructs a patient on how to take penicillin.

It’s a pig-eat-pig world out there

That’s kinda the #1 requirement to be a cop

Either from a visitor, family, or a caregiver?