“$780/month Nissan Versa” made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Have you ever tried to private party sell a late-model commodity car in that price bracket? It’s nearly impossible. Someone ready to drop $50k on a car doesn’t want to deal with an individual. Too much money is at stake and the individual can’t help with financing. Totally different situation from a $5k car you throw…

“…attend his Financial Peace University”

“Whenever someone tells me not to do something, it always makes me a little interested more”

It actually lended the performance more authenticity, considering how the half time shows always seem so pre-packaged and produced.  I’m sure she didn’t want it preserved for posterity, however.

Would be nice to get a list of their customers.

Cancel and ask for your subscription fee back. Then you can use it to buy Trump NFTs. 

Off topic but why did all kinja profile pictures get wiped? I can’t tell who is who anymore in the comments. 

convoy

Honest question to Lorne: Who is asking for Nicky Fucking Haley to be on SNL? 

If it helps, Lorne’s an all-purpose starfucker, so it’s unlikely that this is strictly political.

I am siding with the school on this one. It is not a public school - it is a private school with membership.

And the shitty parking job.

Yeah, I miss this place in it’s heyday, before Peter Thiel ruined everything.

Well, I mean, you’re still here reading! I wish the site were more like it used to be, but have a strong hunch that the crazy amount of ads, the insistence of slide shows, the shaky commenting system, likely the editorial direction, etc., have been out of the hands of the writers and managing editors for quite a…

Oh no, what will we do without our 6 articles every week and our week end slideshow that relinks to that week’s 6 articles?! Like what are they all going to do the other 38 hours that week while they’re on strike?

A reminder to readers of The Takeout that its staff has been holding so-far-fruitless negotiations for better pay and working conditions and have authorized a strike if nothing is settled by today — check the Onion Union’s social media sites to see if a strike happens so you don’t accidentally check the Takeout,…

Back in the late 90's early 2000's, a burger joint opened up here called The Mad Cow. I’m not sure what they were thinking, it was really good, but I don’t think people wanted to be reminded of mad cow disease.

Who really thinks that Dirty Dough is a good brand name? It certainly doesn’t resonate in the least for me.

So grocery chains are going to continue to cut cashier staff because the self checkout machines will obviously take care of everything, which means that now in order to eat we will all be required to submit our faces along with identifying information into a database we have no control over, which is going to be used…