But hey, I guess it beats not having insurance. Right?

I just paid for mine yesterday at Costco, because my insurance provider makes it supremely inconvenient by forcing us to go to one of their “drop in” offices to get one for free. Can't just get one at a drugstore or anywhere else. Insurance companies are a fucking racket

Wow, yup. I love my MX Master 2S and allllllllllllll of my Anker products

Wow, yup. I love my MX Master 2S and allllllllllllll of my Anker products

Please make this end.

I wonder how long comments will stay open on this post...

I’m 30 and make a wish whenever I drive in a tunnel

So, weed is more potent nowadays and food is now “hyperpalatable”. COINCIDENCE????

Kick the racists out.

Eh, I wear a pair to the gym for running. They’re comfortable as fuck and I also fucking hate Nazis.

You will be missed Shep.

You will be missed Shep.

Nope! It's actually grapefruit flavor and less... effervescent than the lemon-lime sodas

lol, I think it’s pretty good! Kinda tastes like ... the red Squirt flavor, but this one’s more, uh, thematic, if you will.

What if we just used this instead of the Squirt and red liqueur...

RIP to those dirty commies.

That Hill is a woman, and that her subordinate was also a woman, shouldn’t matter.

Canned michelada

Now THIS is the sports content I come to Deadspin Jezebel for

I did the same. Thanks for the idea.

The day that I realized that a PB&J was actually better on the heels of the bread changed my life forever.

I honestly wear knee high socks to the gym because they’re fun. I mostly have food-themed ones. I wore pizza socks from Old Navy yesterday.