She would be well within her rights to sock him square in the face

Yes, exactly!

Hi I would just like to state, for the record, that waffles ALSO absorb syrup and one of the great signifiers of being an adult is to pour syrup on each bite of waffle immediately before taking said bite of waffle, for maximum syrup-osity.

We can only hope.

lol one of the rare instances where we feel accomplished, look at us!

lol I got a 17 to 30 on the Calgary one, ever the overachiever I am

I was just so excited the first time I saw a couple of flavors pop up in my local CVS here in San Diego. I couldn’t believe my eyes.

Ha, yeah, a guy in one of my classes had it. That was the second thing that came to mind as well.

The phone itself looks unlike anything that has come before it

Ooof yeah horseradish is just one of those things I cannot enjoy, and have not since I was a kid.

This thing has all the style and detailing of a mid-2000s car. Seriously, my mom’s old 09 G6 interior looked better.

Oooh, I wanna do this, sans-horseradish (which is the really off-putting part of this burger to me).

Trying to sound smart.

I actually count 20 seconds in my head (it’s probably longer), and people seem to always have a comment about it. Sorry I have a phobia of contracting norovirus, Karen.

This one is singlehandedly the funniest one I’ve ever seen and is evidence that Gen Z Is Good, Actually:

Additionally, if you have a problem with someone asking you how many sets you have left, then you’re probably the asshole here.

While we’re at it, Teenage Suicide: Don’t Do It

I am so sad I can’t eat JITB anymore, their chicken strips were a faovrite of mine since I was a kid.

Hold on, Toby is most decidedly not Republican.