My favorite form of offal is tacos de tripa, but like really fried. Buche is second; our local grocery chain makes pretty tasty buche tacos. Lengua (tongue) is definitely a good one for, um, beginners. Very tasty when cooked correctly and thoroughly.

What I mean to say is, the more ridiculous or inappropriate the song, complimented by just getting really into it will work wonders.

My first (and only) time (thus far) I did a, ahem, spirited rendition of “Last Resort” by Papa Roach.

A random dude complimented my performance later as I was heading out of the bar.

Wow, it’s literally the adult version of “drinking Mountain Dew will lower your sperm count!!!11!!” claims that we all were subjected to in middle school

I love that for Mandy Moore, it hasn’t been 20 years since “Candy,” it has been 20 years of Candy. In my mind, this has been the only song she has ever listened to since it came out.

In case anyone’s interested, don’t watch Californication past season 3

I will happily run him over. Several times.

I actually got laughed at buying a six-pack at a liquor store once. He still let me buy the six-pack, and thankfully there was nobody else around to witness it, but it was a bit humiliating to be 27 and laughed at because some jackass doesn’t believe you met the subjective requirements of being Old Enough To Drink.

I…

The bonus with those is they aren’t clear either, so the contents of the bag won’t be as visible (as opposed to most Ziploc bags).

He’s definitely had a few tweets with “bad words” before so idk what he’s trying to prove other than the racist stereotype of “Brown women are declassé”

Oh my god. Who is that little girl?

My opinion of CBP (and DHS in general) aside, SENTRI is an indispensable resource to have if you live anywhere near the Mexican border. It just so happens it makes my life a helluva lot easier when I fly domestically as well. 

omg, no wonder it tastes slightly like puke to me

a campfire-made S’more and is pretty much the single acceptable use for Hershey’s

I couldn’t believe that the CVS didn’t carry Hot Cheetos when I moved to MA for school. A couple of years later, the 7/11 started carrying them and all of us CA transplants bought the store out. CVS soon followed suit.

# 8 was entirely too accurate

Thing is, people DID vote in 2016. Lots of them. Lest you forget, Hillary won the popular vote. Part of the issue of why we have Trump in the first place is — you guessed it — gerrymandered districts.

I’m okay with physical destruction, too

If you leave it in the freezer, it makes for an extremely sad yet passable substitute for ice cream if you’re really in need for a fix.

 If tanking calculus should disqualify you from attending an elite university, so too should repeatedly using racial slurs.