I once snagged a pair of brand new Cole Haan boots for $10, I was pretty stoked, especially since I have abnormally tiny feet for a 5'3" woman

Hey, movement is movement. I sit at my desk all day and go to the gym afterwards every other day-ish. It would certainly be a lot healthier for me to move about during the day as well.

I am not a man but women are certainly not immune from unsolicited advice/remarks from others at the gym. Anyway, I can tell you there’s a high likelihood that no other gym-goer will make comments like that to you. And if they do, you can always tell them to fuck off or tell someone who works there to go and tell them …

Ehh the (sad) reality of it is the guy probably died of natural causes.

I think the most surprising thing from all of this is that Faygo and ~ La Croix ~ have the same parent company.

My only experience with the dish is my grandma making the box version by House Foods but that dish takes me right back to my childhood.

I guess it comes down to the question of who you’re gonna believe: the Mexican Government or a pathological liar with a prop.

Fucking off also works. I’d suggest you go do that

I eat my lunches hunched over my desk so that I can spend the 30 minute break I have taking a nap in my car (usually about an hour before I leave the office, and yes, it’s so I can waste that last hour).

Yep, I always give my phone (and fitness tracker) a good wipedown with 91% rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball after I go to the gym.

Yep, I always give my phone (and fitness tracker) a good wipedown with 91% rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball after I…

You can pry a can of Passionfruit La Croix from my cold, dead hands.

Just FYI that store behind him is definitely a Ralph’s

We did that, but you have to buy this thing and figure out where to put it to use it — we still failed to connect a C-wire to it so it killed the internal battery anyway: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LDBP9Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Yes, I definitely agree

I am not a fan of pretzels, much less x-covered pretzels, and yet I LOVE Take 5 bars. (With the requisite Dave Brubeck tune stuck in my head every time I see/buy/eat them).

I think I found a new euphemism for my IBS.

My ankles broke just looking at this

It’s been 3 years. Shut the fuck up about an (admittedly loud) fraction of a percent of Bernie stans already.

Where the actual fuck is this gem?

Oh don’t worry. If he starts a war before 2020, he will have no problem getting re-elected by his own “merit”.