Right, last I knew beating someone up for no fucking reason counted as assault. They should be in jail/juvie. ESPECIALLY if there’s a video recording of this shit.

It is for years but a ‘96 is not a “classic” car by any means (the exemptions start at ‘75 and older cars).

If this car normally lives in California I’m honestly not sure how it passes emissions tests.

Cats are a liquid, after all
(edit: argh Kinja)

oh my god lmao

Oh my god, contracting this is like my worst nightmare.

Not quite a veggie burger, but the Morningstar Spicy Black Bean Burgers are very good.

If it ain’t a Neo Geo cabinet (complete with Puzzle Bobble), count me out.

If it ain’t a Neo Geo cabinet (complete with Puzzle Bobble), count me out.

Ugh I had a friend like this, totally anti-graphic tees. I totally get it now (not that I was into shirts with goofy sayings or puns or whatever) but you will pry my awesome band shirts from my cold, dead hands.

idk (and I’m not a guy fwiw) but I find it hard not to grunt when I’m doing things that are on the heavy side (for me), like coming up from a squat. I make a goofy face and everything.

Wow that is a rough 39.

Jesus, if it’s that tough, why don’t they just make all their cars to the CA standard? Not really sure what the problem is here?

Fugly at any price. CPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCP

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I enjoy the Verizon commercials where he’s shown alongside his Mexican doppelganger, Luis Gerardo Méndez (Club de Cuervos).

Dark chocolate. Dark. Chocolate. darkchocolate. Dark! Chocolaaaaaate!

Also damn like mind your own fucking business anyway

If you’re half of my Facebook friends list it does.

Until you reach your first speed bump in it.