Unfortunate, but true.

Seriously, they’re not offering this “for free” without making money off of people somehow.

wow how very Woke™ of him

Yes, it’s absolutely not worth reading.

Well, you know, “when they go low, we go high” #resist

My carabiner that I keep my keys on my belt loop has bottle openers on either end, though I do have a tendency to forget I have it on me...

You could... just... you know — I’m probably reaching here but bear with me — go to a different website for World Cup coverage. Listen, I know, it’s tough, but you’ll make it. I promise.

Holy fuck I always thought it was “desserts” until I read your comment.

That’s Univision...

Literally Japan played keep-away for the last 10-15 minutes of the game, especially in stoppage time. 

Seriously the whole 2nd half of that match was all Mexico’s defense

I am so thankful Shake Shack has finally reached the depths of San Diego. I’m sorry In-N-Out, but their burgers & fries are tastier AND they have beer. 

We have a dishwasher for the first time in our respective lives and we have no fucking clue how to load it properly, other than a vague idea of: no knives or cutting boards, plastic-y stuff and glasses on the top rack, and good fucking luck trying to get the plates from knocking into each other on the bottom rack.…

My ex hated The Simpsons and proudly proclaimed never having sat through an episode when the topic came up.

no Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport

Crossfit is literally a support group for “that guy”s:

I just started the Stronglifts 5x5 program (check out the website or download the app), which is making me decrease weight (literally, just the empty bar) but has also made me realize I was not squatting correctly, either. I’d prefer to have someone with me coaching my form but I don’t have a trainer. The app has…

Ok but Alex Nuñez (Deanna Casaluce) was easily the hottest character on that show.