lol.

wat

I hate both so I am a Superior Human

holy shit, I forgot about this entirely

Kendrick Lamar has been and always will be far and away better than Kanye. As are most other rappers.

Uber is far more widely available, especially internationally. Lyft doesn’t exist in Mexico City, for example, but Uber does (and it’s fucking useful).

Have you ever been able to get the taste of boots out of your mouth?

I don’t think CEOs of Fortune 500 companies and brain surgeons are of equal value either and yet look at where we are.

Yeah, sign me the FUCK up for $270k, pre- or post- taxes, idgaf

Same for us here in CA, we just go through there on our way to... anywhere else in Arizona.

I did that once while crossfaded. After what felt like hours, and trying to fix myself a cup of green tea, I calmly felt it coming on, waltzed over to the porcelain throne and pretty violently voided my stomach’s contents out my mouth.

Something tells me Steve read “Monterroza” (who is actually listed as a spokesperson for “California industrial relations department” in this article) and somehow got “mentiroso” out of it. Idk.

This is patently false.

It’s why I just traded out my Impreza! Still love Subaru (damn their marketing skills) but eesh. Got rid of it before its oil burning got worse...

I, too, wish I could have a Mitsu Masturbator

My grandparents had one when I was a kid, in a cream color with matching camper top. I long for that truck...

It gets negative points on the aesthetic but the Audio Technica LP60 is a quality USB(!) turntable and affordable at $100

It’s so small, but so angry!

OP knew what they were doing with that response. It was deliberate.

How do them boots taste, friend?