You could also, you know, just shut the fuck up instead

Once in college, the vending machine in the computer lab I worked at was stuck, and you could see all the snacks that had dispensed but you couldn’t get out of the door. After about 15 minutes of persistence I managed to jimmy something out of the way and had my own personal snack mother lode. Definitely a Top 10…

Nobody wants to hear your sanctimonious bullshit right now, fuck off.

I used to get super panicky, and therefore not smoke, but we have a grip of weed at home right now and I’ve taken to smoking it nightly for the past week or two (it’s been helping me sleep really comfortably). I’ve noticed myself being able to overcome the anxiety by thinking through it, but also my tolerance has gone…

Here’s the succinct answer:

As a Simpsons fan, “a decade” is VERY generous

From there, you can also set a rule that marks messages as read, so you really don’t have to be bothered by the emails that are going to auto-delete. (If you’re like me, then you also don’t like seeing anything marked “unread” in any folder).

SWERFs are not feminists gtfo

Too bad “PurpleMonkeyDishwasher” would probably be an easy one

I believe OP was being sarcastic.

I believe OP was being sarcastic.

That’s fair. I just want people to know that California is just as much as a capitalist hellscape as any other state — maybe not quiiiiite as bad as some other states, but I mean how else would Silicon Valley have succeeded as much as it has if we weren’t as friendly as we are to corporations

California is one of the many “at-will” employment states, so no, it doesn’t really “tilt a bit the other way”.

It’s about time that we suffer another bailout!

I’ve seen way more Sonics on the road than Trax-es. (And a shit ton more of the Trax’s upscale sister, the Buick Encore, than either of those two).

I’ve seen way more Sonics on the road than Trax-es. (And a shit ton more of the Trax’s upscale sister, the Buick Encore, than either of those two).

I keep seeing ads for this on Facebook from Walmart

Yeeeeesh, that’s a rough 25

I’ve been here for over 4 years and I haven’t added a single soul on any social media platform (OK, OK... yeah I have a few on LinkedIn) — I’m not about to start now.