Fair enough. Sorry about your grandpa and your friend’s dad.

Cirrhosis is not only caused by alcoholism.

This is exactly why Libertarians have a garbage ideology

And you think Billionare Q. Richperson, CEO of Giant Corporation is going to fucking help? lmao

No. No military coup, ever. A coup by the people though I’m down for.

Me too. But then that means we get President Pence. Who is also a jackass but less senile.

Because women’s sports are boring. There’s way less athletic skill. /s

“Our” team (USMNT) doesn’t deserve to be in the fucking World Cup, and they proved it last night. I’m not quite sure what we’re crying about?

Since I’m not a capitalist shitbag, I’d say I’m more aligned with Democrats at about 60% the most.

Is there a difference between a “sherbet” and “sorbet”?

Having inside jokes in my AIM profile.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who now has that song stuck in their head LOL

It was a seal and I’ve wanted one ever since that episode

There’s always a fucking excuse to not use “the t-word” when the dude is white, come on.

This has been said since its inception...

They Didn’t Even Play Any Videos on the New TRL

Fuck off.

I have a granddaughter now I’d like to see as much as I can. I don’t want to spend my life on the road.

Use a fucking pair of earmuffs you cunts.