Great, you just ruined my day.

He was old as shit, it was only a matter of time. Meh.

This is exactly what I do. I only have 2 home screens to swipe through in a 4x2 configuration (4 folders/apps across 2 rows)

Oh Tim, you are not a victim, and it’s a little sad that you will never understand that. Where’s Wilson when you need him?

But this still doesn’t explain the phenomenon of pairs hanging from telephone wires...

Or Homer Simpson

Hey, maybe just forgot to adjust his watch.

Leave it to a ridiculous conservative shithead to think this has something to do with the anthem in and of itself

Jesus that child is tall

Let me preface this with I don’t know fucking anything about animal behavior, much less horse psychology, but the way it BTFO’d from her makes it seem like this isn’t the first time this happened...

How do those boots taste?

If you Have an Amazon Alexa device and IFTTT account, you can have “her” call you using an IFTTT trigger.

edit: nvm the comment made it sound like I was defending them... I am not

No more guns to cops until they’ve demonstrated they are capable of handling them.

Jesus fucking Christ let it go already with the “it was Bernie’s fault” bullshit.

Next time I’m going to start taking to punching liberals along with Nazis. I’m tired of their useless hot takes.

This is a strange fetish

Wow dude.......................................... no

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