It looks the same, just red?

???

WHY CAN’T THIS MAN DIE ALREADY

But he’s a C H R I S T I A N

Corporate Personhood strikes again

From now on, I’m going to refer to the “Streisand Effect” as “Shooting Oneself In The Dick”

I’ll just guess it was his intent all along. I supposed that’s for Danish authorities to determine. Not sure how their murder cases work there.

I quite enjoy the fact that a police union can’t seem to spell “sheriffs” correctly.

Engineers think they’re qualified to speak on fucking everything just because they’re engineers.

$645,000 (Australian dollars dollarydoos)

Whoa calm the fuck down there buddy

Whoa calm the fuck down there buddy

I mean, I guess — I’d rather be shot point blank than drowned to death, doesn’t mean that either of those options are any good.

This also seems like a practical setup for noro. Now you don’t have to choose what goes where — if you’re tall enough, you could conceivably aim into both.

When it comes to a man walking the opposite direction of me, but expecting me to concede space to him, I intentionally stay on my path. If we run into each other, it’s his fault for expecting me to give way to him.

When The Illegals™ aren’t doing the stuff that you say they’re doing, make up something to make them do The Thing! 

Jesus, that’s $400

What an absolute twat.

Capitalism is one helluva drug.

First they came for my income, and I said nothing. But I just got taxed $1.44 on my La Croix, which is clearly marked as unsweetened, but still falls under the tax that started today. Even with all the crazy shit happening in this country, this makes me want to riot the most.