As a musician, I can guess with relative accuracy what kind of instruments people played when they tell me, “oh yeah, I was in band in school.”

To be fair, ICE has only existed for 14 years. That means they’ve really only endorsed 1 out of 4 potential presidential campaigns.

It is still disgusting.

Up next: Trump Administration Announces Endorsement of Child Labor, Plans to End FLSA

I loved me some a cappella groups while in college.

I think most people would agree with you.

Not exactly the safest way to store money...

Since there were no cops around...

Self-appointed judges, jury, and executioners in this case. Fuck the CBP.

I just spent a week in Mexico City in very nice Airbnbs and used Uber to travel everywhere. My phone was stolen from me in the fucking metro the 1 goddamn time we used it.

Scorching hot take there, friend

Ew, my grandpa creeps me out in the same way, but he also has dementia. Still, he’s with it enough to know I’m his grandchild (though he calls my dad my “brother” a lot). He’s even made comments like, “boy, if I was younger...”

I... I think you’re right. He looks really old?, but not in a good way.

And at least 3 of those look like dicks with pointy glans-es

Yeah, I’ve seen too many asshole drivers as of late decide they wanna run red lights.

That still makes you a transphobic ass, you fucking liberal.

transition-related medical costs would amount to “little more than a rounding error,” according to 2015 research; the aforementioned RAND Corp. study, which was commissioned by the Department of Defense and published in 2016, echoed those findings

Hell yeah! Sink 5 figures into a degree that you don’t want, only to work the rest of your life in a field you don’t like! Great advice!!

I know, I’m just saying it’s a rehashed lyric from that song. Actually better said, it’s simply a mashup between Papercut and Big Pimpin’.

I think that’s his shtick though. It’s like what MJK tries really hard to be but can’t replicate.

Street Spirit (Fade Out) is still one of my favorite album closers.