... None of this matters unless someone has the balls to actually indict them, right?

Compare the two images (the one you linked and the one posted) carefully... the one from Getty is legitimate.

Meh, he gets no sympathy from me.

OK but I would kill for a KITT replica

Good luck convincing my employer of that, even though it’s clear our clients stop working at some point in the afternoon on Fridays as well.

So I’m supposed to not say “fuck all cops” so I don’t hurt their precious fee-fees?

Why don’t the “good cops” ever call out the bad ones? Instead they all just hunker down on “Police Lives Matter” and the “Thin Blue Line” bullshit. Fuck all cops.

Why the fuck would you whip out your gun while still seated in the patrol car?

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I have either.

Well, the Malibu *did* have a hatch body style a little while ago...

Ah yes, Brazil, a country renowned for its stellar vehicle safety standards.

Yesterday morning while I was in the shower I reflected (yet again) on how I had a ginormous crush on my English teacher in high school and how fucking embarrassing I was about it — particularly the mixtapes I made for him at the end of the year. Fuck me.

Laughing forever at “Cult 45".

I’ve only had the Peanut Butter Cup one and I liked it, but also found it a little too sweet. I figured it was the chocolate flavor that was more on the “milk chocolate” side. I will have to try the others.

I saw the fake sugar and decided real ice cream was more worth it — the ensuing diarrhea would happen either way.

Uh, no. I’m a lifelong Lemon Party voter.

Not to mention she “did” all of that while she was being handcuffed.

hahahah wow fuck

I actually liked HTTT a lot (as well as The Bends lol), but it was one that grew on me. My trajectory was weird, I started with OKC in 8th grade and went from OKC to HTTT (it came out between 8th and 9th grade for me) and skipped the “good stuff” in between (and prior). High school was the discovery of everything else…

“I read one the other day where a girl had been in math class and had gotten her period on her chair. Her teacher said, what do you want me to do about it and pointed her to this closet with cleaning supplies,”