That’s practically the only band I listened to in high school, I was deeply into them and did everything I could to collect their music — owned all their major releases and scoured the Internet for concerts, b-sides, anything I could find that I hadn’t heard from them before.

To be fair, Nirvana is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrible.

I forced myself to like NoFX in 7th grade because a boy from band class who I’d had a crush on for YEARS was a huge fan of them.

This is why I set a rule to auto-delete stuff from certain addresses.

Ah yes, Groundhog Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

No

lol what architects are you talking to?

Shut the fuck up. In my state you’re legally guaranteed a break at work for your gross habit. You know, the one you deliberately picked up. You’re not oppressed; stop acting like you are.

Dude sounds like he was dusted af

I bring my lunch and eat at 2 because that’s when I’m hungry during the day.

I get it. You probably don’t want a room full of med students gawking at your genitalia.

Yikes, fuck Peña Nieto always and forever. He’s more of an illegitimate leader than Trump.

To be fair, lime juice cooks the raw seafood in ceviche, so I can understand where that mindset comes from.

Same. I finally got to see that abortion at the San Diego Auto Show this year, it really is a monster.

Outlook defaults to Calibri for me. I have all my emails (including replies) set to text color black.

That car is 100000% a B15 series Sentra

Good instincts on behalf of that Soul driver.

In hindsight my banger Cavalier would’ve been a good one for that. With the level of clear coat cancer it had, it looked like shit already.

This would literally be me though if I didn’t care about fucking up my car.

I worry about my husband because he does stop breathing in his sleep, but I’ve never counted the number of times he’s stopped (within an hour). I’ve told him though. It’s frightening.