He is, and always will be, my #1

This man is daddy af to me. Not sure if I’d consider “zaddy” though... but just in case someone else does and is not yet aware of him...

Sounds sexy, I’m in.

I’ve never done shrooms but that sounds like a terrifying trip

That’s some superhero-level willpower.

But if we desexualize breasts how will men still enjoy them?!11?/!1

nvm lol

How on earth is this an attack on the kid?!

This 100%.

You said this much better than I could.

Good. Please die.

All I know is I can’t wait for Spotify to stop playing the fucking commercials for this movie with that totally unnecessary cover of “Paint It Black” (that for some reason?? has a choir?? that sounds like it’s a chant at a soccer game??)

Monorail!

Wow, I’d never heard of this until now — this is horrifying.

This is the future Libertarians want.

It’s good for rap too.

And yet he figured out ways to try and deal with it lmao — plus, it’s 2 years later and the place is still open.

Can’t murder me if I kill myself first.

This is a dick move for pedestrians though.

The man—identified by the Houston Chronicle as 41-year-old Terry Thompson, wife of Harris County Sheriff’s Deputy Shauna Thompson