Because she sucks ass and the actual left doesn’t want to be associated with her. I guess.

Yeah, that never looked like a rat to me as a kid.

Why would you want to look at doggy dick, you degenerate?!

My PD shows up on all my eye exam RXs... I’ve never heard of it being that tightly guarded.

Understanding and interpreting statistics is an incredibly important and useful skill. Thank you for at least trying to teach them about that.

I don’t actually see a coupon for the Gripmaster Hand Exercisers?

I don’t actually see a coupon for the Gripmaster Hand Exercisers?

So once we’re out, we’re out forever?

Hmm, this is oddly reminiscent of that disaster film about a giant luxury cruise ship that hit an iceberg, was a global tragedy... ugh, but I cannot for the life of me remember the name of that movie.

Like, just copy the sign if you wanna be “extra”.

My mom had a boyfriend in high school who was killed in a motorcycle crash — I still bought one anyway. I don’t ride much (read: at all) though...

Not a very great Bernie supporter if he’s an avowed white supremacist, now is he?

My sick days are rolled into my vacation time as a general “PTO” so I’m afraid of taking vacation in the off chance I become sick, or vice versa (I’ll come into work sick — within a tolerable reason — just to hold onto precious vacation time).

Foursquare also reported that, for whatever reason, California has been hit the hardest by Trump’s failed executive orders, with huge drops in visitors to Los Angeles and San Diego.

Huh. Broken clocks, indeed.

I think one of my favorites (by that I mean most memorable, it was awful), which actually happened while I was working as receptionist/night cashier:

A dude paid a $20k down payment in mixed bills, including $5s and $1s, no joke. And part of our “best practice” techniques was running a counterfeit detection marker over…

But the principal runs the school. She blew this totally out of proportion. If that’s how she runs the school then it’s a bad reflection of the school.

Wow, fuck this entire high school and any others like it.

Your kid(s) won’t necessarily do that either.