It’s a shame he didn’t die in combat.

I worked as a service cashier which meant I also took down payments from customers who bought cars (basically I handled all the money that wasn’t parts-related).

Try dealing with service customers, new/used car customers, and salesmen* as part of your job. I can’t believe I managed 1 whole year in that position. I…

This is exactly why we hate out-of-state drivers in California.

Shoulda decked him in the face with some dumbbells tbh #betterpraxis

I had the TI-86 in high school, I understand your pain.

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“Why don’t we just sterilize low-income women instead?” - A Republican somewhere

Thank god we live near Tijuana. It has come in handy many times over for us even though we both have employer-provided insurance. You can pretty much always see a doctor the same day and they will consult with you and also explain what’s likely ailing you.

This.

We played a medley of Titanic songs in middle school so I kinda-sorta understand your pain.

I think we did the music to Shrek that year too.

I’m thankful that my staunch Republican grandparents watch CNN. They are plenty paranoid, but not to that extreme.

Roger was a loving husband to me, to his son Zachary

Uh, yeah, self-crit or quit, man.

Thank you for taking it in stride. I realize it’s annoying at best to call people out on grammar lol

Anyone who has ever considered this possibility for more than five seconds needs to sit down, shut up, and just listen for awhile.

What if the man whose aides are ensuring us is too dumb to have caused too much harm when he revealed classified information to Russia might be slightly in over his head?

Honestly the black hole couldn’t swallow me up soon enough.

The electrical issues are actually separate from it having been water-logged.

But Trump proved who he was long ago. Like, I don’t understand why anyone would believe he’d be magically different....

Pfft, I have no problem admitting it: Thank fuck the trash took itself out.

I feel really bad for his ex though, on top of having dealt with his previous abusive behavior, she now has to deal with having seen him kill himself, and in a very public and grotesque manner. Fuck that guy and I hope he continues burning for…