It gets someone to shut the fuck up, if at least for a minute. Surely sitting around hasn’t amounted to much.

HamNo, the fucking king of scorching hot takes

Did you read the OP or nah?

I never said they gave us Trump. Projecting much?

This is why liberals, especially Hillary supporters, are fucking boring and unhelpful as fuck.

Not every woman has a “pussy”, and not every woman even enjoys the reference to vulvae as “pussy” either, so yeah.

Can’t tell if you’re an alt-right shithead or just a liberal, either way, zzzzzzz

I’ve never even attempted The Sopranos, but the other two put me to sleep within the first 10 minutes of the first episode of the series. (I’ve also not watched TWD for this very reason).

How do those boots taste, friend?

I have one that sits on my desk at work. Can confirm, it’s adorable.

I have one that sits on my desk at work. Can confirm, it’s adorable.

As an authority on such matters, I’m deeming that comment Pretty Gay ™.

Paul Ryan Skips Leg Day

He only got there in the first place because everyone confused him for Daddy Hunter.

Also his constituents. East County San Diego might as well be Alabama.

Rep Hunter really likes smoking ‘manly’ robot dick

I cannot for the life of me see it in anything other than (the correct) black and blue. I’ve tried.

Oh my god, this poor family.

Yes, the whole point is to rid yourself of brain clutter. It’s pointless if you just feed that all back into your brain.

It’s like taking out the trash, but instead of taking the bag to the can outside, you just empty the bag’s contents all over the floor, then put the empty bag back in the trash.

Needs to be more sideways.

Swoletariat