You just write and keep writing. If you’re stuck, you just keep using the same word that you “paused” at until another thought comes in. So really, depending on how your stream of consciousness transfers from your pen to your paper, I don’t think you’d have any issues. Just... don’t read it over after you’ve done it.

Oh yeah... that would make more sense (thematically), wouldn’t it?

I think the color is the worst thing about this, besides those weird rims

Like this?

Cool, we can just race them on the streets instead!!

The free market at work!

It’s actually worse to read than listen to, because you have a clear map of how ... unclear his speaking pattern is. I imagine most people who support/supported him only listened to him speak, not read the transcripts.

I want to be best friends with this person.

No, no, no, NO, NO NO. FUCK THIS ASSHOLE.

They are, without a doubt, my favorite civil servants. Especially in comparison to the festering pile of puke that is the police.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a firefighter wear a bulletproof vest...

Welcome to the wonderful practice of Overbooking

Yeah, I just avoid washing my face/head after a workout if I’m doing something in the evening (I work out after I get home from work).

The Real ID Act was created in part to fuck with immigrants so actually fuck the Real ID.

There’s something off-putting about their look, yes. I can’t quite put my finger on it either.

None of us will ever know, but I’m sure the number of “protest votes for Trump because Bernie lost” is probably in the single digits, if that.

Stop blaming this on Bernie, it’s really old. Just admit that Hillary was not a great candidate.

Nope. Only Kendrick Lamar. (Possibly.)

Snowflakes gonna snowflake.

Ugh, shut up.