Neil deGrasse Tyson was a black kid raised in the Bronx, educated in the New York public school system, who went on to get his BA in Physics from Harvard, his Master's in astrophysics from University of Texas, and his PhD in astrophysics from Columbia. Those are degrees most people don't have the intellectual capacity…

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Because function alone is what makes something "necessary." Technically people can function pretty well with blown ACLs or MCLs. I guess they shouldn't get surgery because it has risks.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Define "necessity."

I totally had a pageant mom moment when she didn't win the cutest costume prize, because a.) I sewed it myself since they don't make many giant breed costumes and b.) she's obviously the most beautiful dog in the history of the world, not that I'm biased or anything.

That's what pisses me off SO MUCH about the animals we get at the shelters who are dumped on roads. My own Saint Bernard is a rescue - he was bought as a cute puppy, and then suddenly got big (who would have thought?). Instead of taking him to a shelter, his original family just dumped him on a back road, where he…

A guy once told me that every person would murder if they could get away with it. I gave him the same look I gave your comment.

THIS. Basically these dudes are saying, "I know rape is illegal, and I only care about not getting in trouble for doing something illegal. I don't care that it's a shitty thing to do."

And furniture? Has anyone else ever hit themselves in the face with a (still, completely unmoving) shelf?

i think you should do a regularish piece where you write about

Here's to you, guy who called him out and got kicked. Mad cheers to that guy.

soooo fucked up

We use the word "snorgle." "Let's snorgle on the couch." "We should be snorgling."

I am almost willing to play single JUST TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF HIS BLOG. I bet my husband would support me in this.

I wanted to love this story, but the fat shaming petty much ruined it for me. :(

Brilliant. Best four dollars ever spent.

it looks like #9 is actually saying "oh my god, I hope nobody saw us" and that that is what the "we're /you're ok" is in response to

She actually converted the BMW to run on nail polish instead of gas. Premium brand polishes only, none of that Wet 'N Wild shit.

Takes about 3,000 bottles of nail polish to fill a tank but it's soooo worth it, the fumes are an aphrodisiac for lawyers.

i dont want my pussy juices to leak out onto my bed i guess.