holy mother of god this is just perfect

Alan Carr is probably the oddest talk show but graham norton is always excellent too if you liked this, and he usually has brilliant guests :)

I’m english and erm, yep, we always do that. It’s to stop the bread being dry. I personally don’t do it if I’m having a filling like jam or cream cheese bc there is no need but some people are traditionalists and put it on everything.

I’m only 5”4. I love smaller guys, they fit better. :):):):)

I’m not FROM THERE

weird shit happens in england

with the bod sure

Just a guy who knows how to please a gal, ya know? this fetishising just feels weird tho and I’m kinda uncomfortable with the whole “if u haven’t fucked a fat person u should” bullcrap

This whole thing is really weird

This whole thing is really weird

hnngghhhhhh

i <3 obama so much & this quote hits me right in the heart, u guyssssssss

no! but i will seek it out!! thanks for the rec! (i hope its humid/warm where u are cos its freezing here - i know its a friends ref BUT STILL someone ought to enjoy warm weather)

thank u! getting there!

i dont know my love! i found it here: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/10/20/nor… and saved it immediately for personal use

in the peaks with a well stocked liquor cabinet! so... yes!! :)

I don’t know I’m sorry!

I have no idea I found it on a delightful huffpo article about how “studly” he is and saved it immediately

pics of him cradling animals too

JUST IMAGINE