Oliver is a godsend. If you want actually bad O.C. characters, let's talk about Johnny all day.

Counterpoint: BLAZE.

Good future, very specific Riverdale tagline.

Have you read the theory that this is all leading up to Riverdale/The CW flipping the script and becoming Afterlife With Archie? (The thing is, I could see them doing it.) http://www.seventeen.com/ce…

Yes, you did (though the "doesn't realize" part is kind of separate from that). So I let you know your feeling was misguided. Then I followed up with more of an explanation on my thinking.

To elaborate: http://www.avclub.com/tvclu… And I've also written before in these very reviews, comic Archie translates to TV well enough in terms of being an average kid who tries his hardest (even if he's not particularly good)… but it doesn't do enough of the work, and as someone who's *technically* the lead of this…

Nah, I have.

You can't help who you love. You're not supposed to. (I learned that one from Save The Last Dance.)

It's especially weird because when it comes to Archie comics, I can't and don't think of people loving Archie. I think of people wondering what Betty or Veronica even see in him. I think of people loving Jughead or even Reggie. I think of the spin-off comics (like Josie or Sabrina). Not… Archie.

Yeah, the parents were all straight-up monsters there. Good times.

Yes.

Do it immediately and then please make sure to put your thoughts in this comment section so we can all know how much you love it.

"For some reason." As if it's not intentional.

Understandable to assume Josie is just Josie. Not as much to be genuinely surprised by that not being so.

I truly can't recommend the movie enough.

The interview I linked to with Ashleigh Murray also mentions Melody not being as music-focused as Val and Josie, so I'm really excited to see more.

Wait, yes. Sheriff Keller might actually be the only 100% good parent. *fingers crossed*

Smithers should adopt every single one of them.

He was so happy, and I was so happy for him. I was also happy seeing the crowd hate TJP every time he got any offense on Daivari.

They're in there, they just don't get a full episode to themselves. But Oliver Platt ain't missing out on no crossover. Not on my watch.