He came prepared to do crime, and crime involves pants.

I'm absolutely ecstatic WWE (presumably) can't ruin things and cast a Sister Abigail now. Maybe all the "Paige should be Sister Abigail!" "theories" were the biggest problem, but WWE could never really keep with a consistent canon for her (while Bray could, it wouldn't matter when Michael Cole would try to explain…

You get an A.

It really is.

I had already watched the first four episodes before I got the review assignment, but I make sure I've watched the specific episode I'm reviewing during the week three times. (One of which is the original binge watch, one for notes, and one just in case there's anything I might have missed.) I got access to episodes…

My suggestion? Save the show for bingeing after the whole season airs. I have a feeling it actually plays better in that format. I also say this having already seen the next two episodes—I've had to obviously bite my tongue about a lot of things that will happen on the show in these reviews.

They weren't there, which means the Blossoms don't see them as suspects. Actually a nice choice when it comes to the growing mystery of Cheryl/Josie's friendship.

It's a Riverdale thing.

I love that the Blossoms realized they couldn't give her crap because of how they actually shared something in common, so Penelope just left.

They love their red over at the Blossom household. Their dinner drinks were all blood red, and of course, Cheryl's whole cherry thing.

NXT Season 4, baby! And really, it was Bryan going on a date with them and Bateman tagging along. It. Was. Awesome. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

There was never going to be a match between Miz/Maryse and Dean/Renee. Renee's not a competitor and (admirably) has absolutely no desire to be.

Both are perfect for different reasons. That's my official, professional review.

The dummy compared himself to Naomi re: getting a title taken away from her, when his "situation" was being in Nexus, being champs with Cena, and then Barrett making Otunga lay down for other Nexus members. Also, can someone please remember for a second that Otunga was NEVER face in his active wrestling career, so his…

That's not what Natalya said (she said Nikki's awful in the ring and that her fake boobs are all she has). That's the "bad thing."

;)

I'll never stop.

The Ari Graynor classic, "Damaged!"

Kayla! Kayla! Kayla!

Thanks for the expert info. (Not sarcasm.)