That actually means a lot that you read my pieces without even watching the show. Thank you. But also: Watch the show.

I've been waiting for a Kyle Secor appearance since season one. This is getting ridiculous.

Turkeys are assholes. You should've seen it coming, Evan: http://uproxx.com/life/turk…

I was honestly still too furious with Amy's interruption to address it.

Dammit, was it really? I watched the scene twice because I had problems hearing. Thought he said Bill Burr and the coincidences made it work. This is fixed though.

I love Jake.

Assuming that's good, have at it.

You know me.

"* If Rene and Diggle are getting close, surely either Rene dies or something bad happens, right? RIGHT?"

"23 minutes later"

I've heard that theory, but it instantly falls apart at Ella briefly considering having a quickie with Lucifer in "Weaponizer."

Don't worry for being that guy. Bleary-eyes lead to such review problems, so thank you.

Yes, it was hell to Lorne, which counts despite it not being "Hell" hell. It was no Quor'Toth, but what is?

"I got to say - the opening was horrible and left a really bad taste in my mouth." Having a context for it really helps, but yeah — it's a lot to take and also very unlike the show. I touched on it, but I'm fine with Lucifer going in that direction but maybe gradually, you know?

I had to pause almost immediately into the second half of the episode, because I needed to brace myself for whatever insanity Ray Wise was going to be a part of.

As a big nerd, I definitely know nerds is cool now.

Noooo, you caught me. (But thank you.)

*cornrow

Also, now Lucifer has me imagining a weird Scream timeline in which Sidney and Billy ended up together.

Yes, Gabriel Chase just mentioned that — great minds and all that. But Billy Loomis was also the male lead in Scream (though a reference itself), so it still technically is 100%.