Neri Oxman has Angelina Jolie level crazy eyes. She’s perfect for Brad Pitt.

Unpopular Opinion: Young Adam Sandler was cute.

ETA Jack Antonoff looks like the offspring of Adam Sandler and Rick Moranis.

I pick Evans for personality, Hemsworth for looks. Pine seems cool too. I don’t pick Pratt for anything.

I’m going to catch flack for this...but I don’t get the appeal of any of the Chrises?

Jack Antonoff looks and dresses like Adam Sandler.

For once in my life, Marc Jacobs and I have something in common. 😱 I am stuck in 2011 as well. If anyone knows a way to get back there, let me know!

“If I told you his name, you’d know who he is.”

I bet she’d bite if someone called he a pale-faced, mealy-mouthed ninny

Yeah, a giant swastika is really hard to miss and really, it could mean almost anything! A windmill, a symbol associated with the genocide of 40% of the Jewish population in the world. Who knows!

Christ on a bicycle, it’s not like she had to run a background check on this guy or even scan his social media for potential landmines. He’s wearing a goddamn swastika right on his goddamn shirt just as plain as day. If I were at a party with this person, I would be rallying the crowd to have him escorted from the…

Dear Taylor Swift,

Orly?

When one of your parents is an awful human being, it’s OK to say so out loud. See how that works Ivanka?

Yes, who can blame Swift for being politically agnostic when the alternative means some random people might question her motives or say something mean about her. No one has ever had to endure so much.

Even now with the tide turned so heavily for gun reform and the term “gun reform” being so amorphous as to mean whatever you like, she still won’t do more than her lukewarm tweet a donation nonsense. I mean even Conservative polls are finding overy 60% support for gun reform.

And now we know why Taylor isn’t politically active in any way

This is the only Yogi I acknowledge:

I just can’t stand how these people refer to themselves as “yogi’s.” I read the definition of yogi from the Bhagavad Gita, and it says, “The true renunciate and the true yogi are those who perform dutiful actions without desiring their fruits, not those who, eschewing self-offering, act with ego-motivation, nor those…

Yogi...

Finally, a beef where EVERYONE is corny as hell. Thanks, yoga!