I don’t get this. The story is about Photoshop, not cosmetic surgery. Photoshopping people (mainly women) beyond recognition sucks; I think we can all agree on that, no?

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

Blowup doll, precisely! I don’t understand why people are saying they’re “into” this lewk. It’s sort of depressing.

No, that’s how you know it’s Ralph Fiennes.

Definite tie.

The. Worst.

Strongly agree. If it didn’t have big stars, air on HBO, and involve very wealthy people, no one would care.

I know it’s not right to put bread on Poms’ faces, but still I laugh and laugh and laugh.

No. Please no.

I’m pretty sure their relationship is about Instagram, not love, so please don’t let it make you feel bad.

I want to be Tituss. Or I want everyone else to be Tituss.

This is offensive to seahorses.

My teenage son explained—admiringly—that DJ has no talent of his own but is “magic” because he can get everyone to work with him by virtue of his upbeat personality. So now you know.

I love you, Bobby, but this does seem like a legit observation.

This happened to me last weekend, except at the bagel store, and the song was Brick House. Everyone, even those with mouths full of bagel, was singing it.

Does this shirt pattern strike anyone else as problematic? https://www.johnmalkovich.com/spring-summer-2017-shop/classic-shirt-2

What is going on with this shirt pattern? Nothing good.

They won’t be real for much longer; nor will narwhals or penguins or polar bears.....

Baffling indeed.

so so so many stars