Do you need a place to find nuclear news? Because Dirt Bag is not that place.

Dakota Johnson being so boring leads me to believe she is really perfect for Chris Martin.

idk Kelly Clarkson was fighting sobbing when she won American Idol and it was still pretty good haha. no shade, i’m actually really shocked there are people on here saying that kesha is a talented singer - like that’s so crazy to me because it’s so objectively awful, but i guess everyone’s ears are different. i think…

my issue was that it sounded bad, which seems to be missing from your listicle.

What are we to do about Kesha not actually knowing how to sing tho? I’m fine to ignore it just curious what others think.

I honestly don’t get everyone’s sudden obsession with her

1. Eww Dane Cook lay off the Botox

I forgive someone for not knowing the Caesar salad was actually popularized in Tijuana, and that there is nothing Roman about it. But is poppyseed a hard word? Did she call romaine lettuce “Roman lettuce”? Is this supposed to be clever/funny/entertaining? It just seems like a poorly done imitation of this video, which…

why are you here

I am not a medical doctor but, judging from how long the media has been covering this story, Kylie should be about 28 months pregnant by now. So, shouldn’t it be more obvious? Or in pre-school?

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

Me @ bearded Jon Hamm:

Well, thank goodness he had some solid bona fides or we’d just have to ignore him altogether as a “dudebro”, who was likely just making stuff up.

I think this is great, but can you ever see this happening in the US? There’s just no way. When we can’t even agree that old people should have a proper medical safety net and Republicans are trying to do away with any and all “entitlement” programs, when schools refuse to feed kids lunch when they don’t have a few…

Justin Timberlake is an untalented sack of sad shit and crappy falsetto tunes.

I’m just confused by that picture because if you had told me she was 20 and he was 12, I’d have totally believed it.

when the perpetrator hasn’t done anything to warrant forgiveness.

Where did you get the idea she wasn’t talking about herself and people she knows? Its pretty clear in what she says that this is personal (friends and former lovers)

You, like Matt Damon, should shut your mouth! She is a goddess.

i think that’s true, but there also needs to be a way for people who are wronged to stop letting the bad person affect them. For some people that’s forgiveness, for others it’s shunning or whatever. Maybe calling it letting go makes it easier?