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Important addendum: Gwyneth Paltrow is a fucking opportunistic snake and bad for women/humans.

And I’m all like...

Me:

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Because she can dance and her show got canceled.

Yeah, but does she have to be allowed to volunteer at a school? After raping and murdering several people, including her 15 year old sister? No. Fuck that.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

I’ve never heard a good Alanis cover either, except my own karaoking of Ironic.

I started watching Ricki and the Flash the other night and was wondering what the fuck was wrong with it. Turns out Diablo Cody wrote it, which is why all the characters behaved and talked like bitchy aliens in an improv class, I guess.

Seconded. It looks like she and Destenay downed a couple of spritzers and started dishing on Donald in Slovenian. ‘Cause of course Destenay speaks Slovenian. Later they got hammered and were seen running through the corridors, Melania chasing Destenay and screaming, “You are my Destenay!” and then they would bust

Macron looks so handsome and put together. trump looks so wrinkled, bloated, and gross. Why did my ancestors ever leave Europe?

In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.

And then he shakes the hand of the leader standing right next to Trump, and then goes BACK to the person next to Merkel. The fucking absolute contempt is just beautiful.

Evidently there was also an incident with Macron in which maybe he should have spoken English in front of Trump, but chose to speak French instead.

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.

Yeah, of all the shit Trump does that is absolutely horrible, this absurd fucking handshake (that he thinks shows dominance but really shows his learning began and ended with him reading a book about “masculinity” in 1968) causes the most visceral reaction of rage from me.

I squealed and then cackled when I watched that clip!

Yeah, gabardine refers to the weave of the fabric, not the fiber content. It’s literally an impossible thing to be allergic to.

kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)