Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Well, today is the day that I read that Gimme a Break, The Facts of Life and Different Strokes were brilliant and masterful.

How are umps supposed to know the written rules when they’ve got to know all these unwritten rules?

Totally off the mark but didn’t this Carl Edwards Jr guy pitching for the Cubs get run out of NASCAR for running a dude over?

It’s Funkhouser.

I can’t wait until he ruins Sammy’s wedding.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

I remember coaching 10 and under in soccer when I was 16 myself. It was not at all a competitive league. I was only coaching because no one else wanted to.

Good grief, this asshat has better form than Roberson.

Speaking Kentucky clips I never get tired of:

I’m 54 year old. Tom Petty and his music have been a constant in my life since I’m 13. I’ve worn out his records and seen him perform more times than I can count. He never quit. He has a new album and just finished a tour — he never became a “play the greatest hits at the county fair” guy.

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

NBA players should protest by walking around the court during the anthem instead of standing still. There’s no precedent for the NBA punishing people for taking unsanctioned steps.

It’s really fucked up and irresponsible to make false accusations like that. Let alone so publicly. He killed two dudes. Shame on you.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

No harm ever came to anyone is Baltimore while under guard.

Hopefully no one takes a stab at trying to remove it.

I have to ask: when the teacher was telling this to the class, was her normally sweet and supportive gaze focused right at you?

Someone should just play this at the White House Pres Corps Briefing: